LazyPiranha

Re-litigate your legacy from the bottom Hudson.

Wait, I’m confused, I thought it was the vaccine that made balls huge?

Russia bath lotion poisoning: Number of dead rises to 58 WWW.BBC.COM The number of Russians who have died from drinking bath lotion rises to 58, local media reports. Alcohol can’t be that good

Planks are valuable. They’ll have to walk off a pile of Rubles.

Who needs to wank in the theater when the batman is giving you that sloppy toppy.

So… Have people been lying to Putin about the shape of the military for years and this is a surprise or was this a known problem and he just doesn’t care because he feels it will be won through attrition?

Good. Now do us.

Also seems dubious that Ukraine would just cede 2/3 of their coastline, but what do I know.

Paddington 3 should just be 90 minutes of a bear affably dodging the hunting attempts of a Russian poacher.

Is there a reason a Russian would be pro-nazi given the whole betrayal and invasion or is the reason just racism?

How open is the Ukraine to the idea of ceding Crimea?

Genuinely, what could they offer to Russia as an acceptable off-ramp at this point? It seems ludicrous to cede territory to Russia, here’s some land for your mishandled invasion as a treat. It feels like a no-win situation; admit defeat, retreat, and maybe we’ll let you have an economy again?

I have zero knowledge on the topic, what do those things have on them to prevent some schmuck from just hopping in and using it, I'm assuming there has to be some sort of safety system or interlock or something, no?

I feel like I don’t want to get hopes up.

Honestly, what do people expect to happen? Let’s assume the worst and that they take over the capital and overthrow the government. What then? Do they just sit stubbornly waiting for sanctions to stop and do they? Is it just a long, ugly, costly occupation?

I feel like there is a difference between wartime propaganda or simply telling a modern day story which has that as a backdrop of a clearly fictional tale and whatever the hell a Jeremey Renner movie would be. It’s just weird to see something like an Elizabeth Holmes biopic or a show based on Tiger King which is itself a show you could just watch.

When did we become so starved for stories to tell that we started planning movies of events that aren't even done?

Jeremy Renner? Has the Ukraine not suffered enough?

Yeah, sure Vlad. Canada is real good at clearing out protests.

I’m sure they’re perfectly fine to eat, gotta hurt morale though.

Is there a reason they wouldn’t have used these tactics from the starting point other than apparently extremely misplaced confidence?