Jason

If you don't want to do jury duty that badly then just reschedule for the week of Thanksgiving or Christmas.

Seems bad but the administration presumably already knew this was coming when they moved up the universal eligibility to April 19 on Tuesday so it can't be that big of a deal.

Your daughter is Cartman.

So if your router breaks you're just SOL? Especially if it's one the ISP provides that's also the modem?

Maybe it's strange, but charmed.

Better than being acute.

My comment still applies.

Who finds hands attractive? I'll notice a GROSS hand or a GROSS foot but I'm not looking up pictures of hands to jerk off to.

Who could have predicted this. It's bloody Remainer sabotage, innit!

Physicists are excited by the prospect of being wrong. Being right is boring!

It doesn't warn me it's about the Simpsons!

Why would you not warn what this is, this has the risk of permanently ruining the Simpsons for me.

Caitlyn Jenner getting advice from ex-Trump campaign manager Parscale on possible California governor bid WWW.CNN.COM Caitlyn Jenner is getting advice from former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale on how to set up a potential California gubernatorial bid, according to a source familiar with the discussions.

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Manchin say he won't vote to end filibuster, pans using reconciliation again - The Washington Post WWW.WASHINGTONPOST.COM The West Virginia senator also suggested, in an op-ed published in The Washington Post, that he would be opposed to using the budgetary reconcilaton process again to...

Googling her I discovered she's divorced from the Super Troopers guy.

did someone say boobs

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Ben Shapiro's sister apparently pushes "be a lady and save yourself for marriage etc" stuff while knowingly feeding her fanbase of foot fetishists with tons of pictures showing off her feet.

"lol whatever equifax already leaked everything anyhow"

Forcing kids into rehab for a little bit of pot is bad both for the kids (getting forced to spend a bunch of time around people with actual bad drug problems) and the other people in the rehab (since now you've got a bunch of people who aren't going to take it seriously because they don't have any actual reason to be there).