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Bacon

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  1. Bacon

    BEEF STICKS

    No. You need to use a summer sausage.
  2. Bacon

    BEEF STICKS

    I thought about it, but it's 15 bucks with shipping (no prime) and it's only 3.25 oz. For 11-13 bucks you can get 10 oz of old trapper which is good enough. Like at 15 bucks for 3.25 oz I'd rather just wait and get that pound of the good stuff.
  3. I just want hashbrowns and sausage gravy tho.
  4. I just got Hashbrowns and sausage gravy. Love it. That's all I ever get from there. Also, I forgot to say I was finished, but I finished
  5. omg was I supposed to keep it a secret? Uh, yeah, it's totally fake, haha. Just messing around...
  6. Ha, took me way too long for this word Wordle 783 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Bacon

    BEEF STICKS

    I just tried out the old trapper beef sticks. They aren't anything special. They are fine, but like, if there was ever a default flavor of beef stick, it would be the old trapper brand. I think Slim Jims have a better flavor. Disappointing showing from the best brand of jerky you can find in most stores.
  8. There is some drama going around about a furry who went to the FFXIV fanfest riddled with covid. My hatred towards furries druids is extremely valid and makes me a good guy.
  9. As you level, melee characters will get extra attacks, rogues can dash with a bonus action, storm sorc let's you fly after you cast a spell, and jumping can let you cover a greater distance than just walking and may be the difference between you attacking and you doing nothing. Also, movement is less of an issue for ranged classes, obviously. While the limited move distance will always be present, there are ways to build a party that can mitigate that annoyance.
  10. Hey, can you buy me Armored Core 6? Comes out on August 25th. Sorry to ask again so soon.
  11. People do it tho. There are these hips that are HUGE asses and they come in brown and beige. There is a guy who has paired them up with a dark elf and regular elf body pillows.
  12. There is a way to do that, kind of. You buy a whole Hip-style hole, and pace it in front of the body pillow so it looks like you are fucking your waifu.
  13. Nah, I have onaholes instead. You can't fuck a pillow. I mean, you could, but I'll fuck my Japanese-made silicone pussy instead.
  14. I repeat, I have never owned an anime body pillow and I do not want one.
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