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The most surprising thing is someone other than Trout or Ohtani made contact.

Republicans really are soft as a newborn’s diaper.

This is pretty cool.

Send this garbage to jail.

It was incredible. And the duel itself was so well-done. What a good movie.

Throwing garbage on your own field lol.

Angels are a joke. They play in a fake city, their name is fake, their stadium looks like an airport concourse, and their uniforms look like a Sega game that couldn't get the official license. That shit was intentional. They were planning to start Suarez, then last night decided to pull him and instead have a reliever start. Guess what the reliever does, and guess who is now pitching?

That was a fun and quick read. Next up is Bluebird, Bluebird, by Attica Locke.

Old news. We’ve known about this for years:

Koreans spit when they smoke and it's horrific. And not just once or twice, again and again and again. I could take you to a going out spot on a Friday night, and the there is just a chain of spit going down the street. There will be spit on the floors of the bathroom cause guys smoke in there. Ugh I hate smoking.

The internal combustion engine was a mistake.

Exactly. Unnecessary slander. The example he should have given is a jello and mayonnaise salad.

Got you fam:

My baseball career ended in middle school the first time I saw a curve ball. I thought it was gonna hit my shoulder so I bailed out of the batter's box, and of course it wound up on the outside corner. Lol. Baseball is impossible.

Cigarettes are fucking disgusting. The less of that shit the better.

Julio’s swing is sex. And the Mariners are basically a quad A team, so close enough.

Thank god. Those brass knuckles could have really hurt someone.

If it saves even one life it’s a step in the right direction, but I think we all know that it won’t go far enough and won’t actually fix the issue.

We even got our Trump Jr.:

Took me awhile to get through that one, felt like it started slow but then really picked up. Up next is Election, by Tom Perotta.

I had a friend who told me that she never truly felt safe in a home unless there was a gun in it. My guy, you've exclusively gone to public schools your entire life and live in a small town that averages like half a murder a year. That's not real fear, that's a self-induced mental malfunction.

I feel this is relevant too.

Coming soon.

A VC guy waking up on a mountain of cocaine saying "I love it. Can we make it a subscription model?"