SaysWho?

I'm dying at some of these freakout videos  

https://www.facebook.com/maogjoa/posts/10222080342890503

EDIT: WHY DOESNT THIS SHIT FUCKING FUC

2 minutes ago, atom631 said:

 

so what percentage of the 50K left does Biden need to win to make up the delta? 

I dunno because I forget the formula for figuring that out and this:

Separate story:

26 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said:

Good, this new presidential fitness challenge is really keeping my heart rate up! 

23 minutes ago, Spork3245 said:

I purposely attempt fart drive-bys at the gym to anyone wearing a Trump shirt/hat. If you need help producing that much flatulence, I can recommend a few pre-workouts which should get it going.

More heartbeat shit, but in a good way:

Still, RAZOR close. I guess I should be happy Georgia of all states is close. The efforts in Georgia I hope finally pay off.

Rundown of when we can expect results from Nathaniel Rakich at 538:

"Good morning, early birds! Overnight, both Georgia and Arizona tightened some but are still led by Trump and Biden, respectively. While we aren’t expecting to get our next update from Maricopa County in Arizona until 9 p.m. tonight, Georgia is expected to finish counting its remaining 25,000 ballots today. Elsewhere, Nevada will announce more results starting at noon Eastern, and we continue to get results at a steady pace in Pennsylvania — which may be Biden’s best chance to end this race."

1 minute ago, Mr.Vic20 said:

Hmm, what are the actual chances here? Seems not likely?

The percentage he needs is about the percentage he's been getting. So this is gonna be razor tight.

Holy shit, that's right!

1 minute ago, CitizenVectron said:

 

The Democrats are dumb for not making every state a priority in every election.

Lewis Black has a bit that Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, with the distinction being dumb isn't funny but stupid is hilarious.

9 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

Yo man, you aren't special. Seth brought ALL of us here.

I think Siez brought most of the CEB here? I told @Greatoneshere about the place, so I'm basically the MVP even if his return was overshadowed by the @Fizzzzle

Other side of the coin:

Biden made the midwest a priority.

What an excellent timeline.

Just now, Comet said:

So I wake up and see there was a bit of tightening in GA and AZ, otherwise not much new? 

Right.

Just now, skillzdadirecta said:

Yeah that doesn't surprise me despite my shocked reaction. He's a fake tough guy who is hiding a LOT of anger and from what he's posted, resentment from being picked on when he was younger. I think he said the way he was going to teach his daughter to deal with racism and sexism was to put her in karate class or something 

Specifically, this was the post that led to the ban:

And it was in response to this:

1 minute ago, skillzdadirecta said:

I came here from IGN too but not from the forums most of you guys were on. I stayed on the gaming and entertainment boards back then. Seth was the one who brought me here because I interacted with him on the gaming boards. He was a cool guy and I was sad to see him stop posting here. I never knew about the hijinks going on on the other boards and I never knew dude had been permabanned from IGN although it doesn't surprise me. He takes a weird kind of pride in being banned... there's a lot going on emotionally and mentally with that dude  

 

I AM curious about what was the straw that broke the camel's back here though.

One of our members likely has mental health issues (depression it sounds like, but we're not diagnosing), and he implied he should stop being a pussy.

5 hours ago, skillzdadirecta said:

I ALWAYS felt that way about him... I was honestly perplexed by what you guys saw in him.

Old CEB member warmerdm was wondering how long the board would last when we first started. He said, "I mean, a bunch of guys upset with IGN made this place, it could randomly shut down for any reason, and one of the biggest posters is most known for getting perma'd on IGN. Okay."

Also, it's kind of sticky in here from the circle jerk about how the CEB circle jerks. I'm jerking it to the irony.

"Officials in Maricopa County said they will release another results update after 1 a.m. ET, and another around 9 p.m. ET tomorrow. "

Just now, atom631 said:

What about NV? 

More numbers tmw. 

1 minute ago, atom631 said:

Am I being pessimistic in that things aren’t going that good? esp in AZ?

Arizona will be close, PA is going well for Biden, GA will be close.

2 minutes ago, Comet said:

I’m confused by what this means 

He needs to win the remaining votes by 59% the rest of the way, which he did in that batch in Maricopa County, but a decent chunk of the remaining vote is from a blue county that may not break that way.

11 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said:

One thing to keep in mind with AZ is that it is full of old people who have always voted by mail. So don't get too comfortable with those recent numbers not being enough for Trump.

Were you the quantitative edit?

Nice to see journalists speaking candidly.

4 minutes ago, PaladinSolo said:

Trump gained a bit over 10k votes out of 75k votes from Maricopa, another ~325k or so from there left.

President Trump arrives at Election Day on Tuesday toggling between confidence and exasperation, bravado and grievance, and marinating in frustration that he is trailing Joseph R. Biden Jr., whom he considers an unworthy opponent.“

Man, it’s going to be embarrassing if I lose to this guy,” Mr. Trump has told advisers, a lament he has aired publicly as well. But in the off-camera version, Mr. Trump frequently exclaims, “This guy!” in reference to Mr. Biden, with a salty adjective separating the words.

Trump never took him seriously. Republican voters didn't take him seriously.

2016 in reverse.