SuperSpreader Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Rey is running through a tight mechanical hallway. She escapes out of a shoot and runs out into desolate desert. She wanders for weeks until she arrives to a new city. She wanders into a bar where Episode V is playing on the television, I am your father, NooOoOoOooOoo screams a woman Luke. hahahahahahahahhhaha laugh all the bar goers. What the fuck. Oh shit. She's on Earth in the year 2316. Earth has only colonized the moon and Mars in limited capacity. Pollution is rampant, just make it look like blade runner. Turns out star wars is a game show they put criminals in and their descendants, and enemies of the Empire of American Freedom including the entire middle east. The same stories play our in a loop and keeps people in line by giving them false hope while the empire keeps winning. They are kept in matrix like pods. Oh fuck. Nothing matters. Rey tries to fight the system and free all the star wars humans, turns out there were no aliens, they are just comedy for TV. No chewie, no Ewoks, all fake. (westworld) Eventually back the blue captures rey as a enemy if the state and reintegrates her into the system. Episode XI resumes the Skywalker saga as if nothing happened. @skillzdadirecta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skillzdadirecta Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 why in god's name am I tagged in this? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleon333 Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 When they reintegrate her they should wipe her memories and start over at the beginning of TFA except this time they Nerf her skillz so she ends up crashing the Millennium Falcon when her and Finn are fleeing from Jakku. She dies but Finn is thrown into the Desert and found by Poe. They escape to Naboo where they get married and run a Bed & Breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 25, 2020 Author Share Posted October 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Kleon333 said: When they reintegrate her they should wipe her memories and start over at the beginning of TFA except this time they Nerf her skillz so she ends up crashing the Millennium Falcon when her and Finn are fleeing from Jakku. She dies but Finn is thrown into the Desert and found by Poe. They escape to Naboo where they get married and run a Bed & Breakfast. No, she's Watto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 25, 2020 Author Share Posted October 25, 2020 4 hours ago, skillzdadirecta said: why in god's name am I tagged in this? It's an excellent idea is why! Call your contacts let's make this happen. I want del toro on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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