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The only TikTok I acknowledge is the song by Kesha.

That kid definitely hasn't found a drink he didn’t spike with some rookies.

I don’t think taking your meds suddenly makes you NOT hate the Jews. This was always Kanye, he just got a pass from white people (cough the GOP cough) to say it out loud.

Clarence Thomas sucks, news at 1:

Not gonna lie, I was kind of hoping the Yankees would win so that we could get that 2009 World Series rematch.

Speaking of insane, today marks four years since that Trump supporter was planting pipe bombs everywhere.

“Boy it’s a good thing no one takes Kanye seriously,” I said with nervous laughter:

Why hasn’t he learned that you don’t mess with Philadelphia?

The school he founded is basically a cult.

Short memories. People acted like the economy was suddenly sky high and everyone was diving into pools of money like Scrooge McDuck the day of Trump’s inauguration.

Wait, is that really Walker on the phone or is this like that time I totally knew it wasn’t Kanye on the phone calling Michael Rapaport? Totally. Definitely.

I really need to get my eyes checked, this is the second time my eyes have added either letters or entire words that weren’t there. Earlier I read that an AEW video GAME engineer died, and now I read “sees INsufficient evidence”.

Republicans: “We’re not fascists why do you keep calling us fascists you’re the real fascists!” Also Republicans:

Have we ever discovered who planted the pipe bombs?

Hey I admitted my mistake.

Well, now he’s leaving threatening voicemails to Jewish celebs (your mileage may vary on Michael Rapaport, but I’m a fan of his): Michael Rapaport (@michaelrapaport) • Instagram reel WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM Michael Rapaport shared a post on Instagram: "Ok…so I just this Voicemail & I sent it RIGHT over to my Jewish Brothers at @tmz_tv This is INSANE #jewminati". Follow their... EDIT: Someone in the comments in the post on Twitter said it’s Rapaport doing an impression, but it’s hard to be sure.

Geezus H Krist, Democrats need to be running this video nationwide NOW:

Meanwhile, my mail in ballot hasn’t come in YET.

It’s like we forgot that everyone called Michelle Obama a communist gorilla she-man for even SUGGESTING kids at school eat healthier foods.

Well, he’s basically become a white supremacist at this point:

Today I learned diabetes is contagious.

If there’s one thing Oz has been smart at, it’s his TV ads. He’s got footage of his little crisis actor stunt in Kensington, using footage of the living dead up there that A LOT of people in Philly will respond to. All he needs to do is NOT pull a Trump at the debate and mock drug users.

I forgot which comedian made the joke that conservatives wouldn’t care about the border if it was, say, Sweden at the southern border instead of Mexico. Not one Republican would be upset if some tall blonde was slipping by border control.