Now taking applications and scheduling interviews

[Biggie]

For my new Day One Patch bestie. 

Needs to be a Nintendo fan boy. Be willing to add me to your gaming consoles friends list. Be able to take a joke and not get butt hurt when I bust your balls. 
 

 

Please leave name and both daytime and evening call back numbers. 

[AbsolutSurgen]

I am applying for the position.

I don't really enjoy playing Nintendo games.

I don't have a console, but could add you to my Xbox app friend list.

 

Number: 867-5309 -- ask for Jenny

[Biggie]

8 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said:

I am applying for the position.

I don’t really enjoy playing Nintendo games. 

I don't have a console, but could add you to my Xbox app friend list.

 

Number: 867-5309 -- ask for Jenny

Will keep your application on file for 90 days. 

[Biggie]

On 2/22/2024 at 1:20 PM, AbsolutSurgen said:

I am applying for the position.

I don't really enjoy playing Nintendo games.

I don't have a console, but could add you to my Xbox app friend list.

 

Number: 867-5309 -- ask for Jenny

Well looks like you may have the job. Nobody else applied lol. Gonna need you to come in for a second interview just to finalize things.

[AbsolutSurgen]

1 hour ago, Biggie said:

Well looks like you may have the job. Nobody else applied lol. Gonna need you to come in for a second interview just to finalize things.

Call me anytime.  You've got my number.

[Best]

On 2/22/2024 at 1:20 PM, AbsolutSurgen said:

Number: 867-5309 -- ask for Jenny

 

Haha this got me. 

[Best]

@Biggie I signed a 10yr $500 million dollar contract to be your bestie again.

 

Cut @AbsolutSurgen and let's get this back on track. 

[AbsolutSurgen]