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All of Southeast Michigan is getting fucked right in the ass by this virus right now. I’m honestly terrified to continue working right now.

Every day I become more and more serious about emigrating to Canada.

Wow, an A+ post from...Dodger? Okay.

Man, only Americans would complain about getting free money in a global health pandemic because it means a few people might not go to work for a few weeks. We are a fucking shit hole country

That second one couldn’t be boomerier if it tried.

This is quickly turning from a fiasco into a tragedy.

If Trump loses re-election because 500,000 of his base is gone, I can’t say I’d be crying over it.

Is...is that someone wearing a plague doctor mask?

“Well, ventilators are a machine.” - Donald J. Trump

This is all just so fucked. I’ve been delivering pizza for my brother’s store which is usually good money but I’ve been getting about half of what I’d normally make in tips. Then to top it off, the owner of the franchise called an ‘emergency managers meeting’ in Oakland county (ground zero for the outbreak in Michigan). Said something to the effect of, “it’s all an overblown political/media sensation.” A few hours later, my brother’s girlfriend isn’t feeling well and having panic attacks, and he decides to quit on the spot pretty much, after 4 years. One manager is out sick with a fever, another just put in his two-week notice. Now I’m wondering if the store will even be open next week.

Huge spike in new cases today in Michigan. 77 in Oakland County alone.

If it is, I sure fucking hope it works.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/18/politics/mario-diaz-balart-coronavirus/index.html It’s officially in Congress

Yeah, I mean until the national guard takes over.

The short term hit to the economy is going to be unlike anything any of us have ever seen

This is sarcasm right

Only one new confirmed case in Michigan today. Good news, but I can’t help but think it ain’t because containment is working

I love Bernie but if 1+ million people end up voting for him and handing the election to Trump again, then fuck him and fuck them.

I love it when rich people lose tons of money. I don’t love it when normal working folks are watching their 401ks dissolve.

So this shit is extra fucking hilarious now.

The virus needs to get McConnell, not Trump.

Feed this opportunistic fuck to the 47%

Yep, along with whites-only immigration, the end of Roe V. Wade, Brown vs. Board, and a dictator in the White House.

So I just lost my job. I work for a small telecom company with about 30 employees. Instead of giving us paid time off, they just shut the whole company down "until further notice." The email ended with instructions on how to collect unemployment.

Imagine trying to explain to him why he has to get a second test if he already took one.