Vitalsign

That makes it more fun

I feel bad that @CastlevaniaNut18 never saw my penis.

I've had an anal fissure for almost 20 years. I kept it at bay by cleaning my rectum out after shitting with a wet washcloth. Go a knuckle deep in there and clean it out. You are welcome.

Of course they were, don’t be ridiculous.

You say that now

For what he says they are 8ish

Bidets are placebo. There isn’t enough traction to get the feces in rectal folds out. You need to breach the hole and clean it out. Soap is not needed, nor is a fist. I’ll bet if I put a lollipop in your ass I’d pull out fecal residue.

Let’s say your friend tells you he has a bunch of videos he made with sugar babies he was seeing for awhile. One or two of them may have passed away since the filming. Is it more depraved to prefer the videos with the deceased women?

Think about it for a second. If you got poop on your arm, would you simply wipe it off with toilet paper? Of course not. You would use soap and water. Your asshole is no different. After you evacuate your bowels, get in the shower with a washcloth and go a knuckle deep and clean your rectum. The benefits are many, including no skids marks or ass plume odor vapors escaping. When I was 19 I used to do this really cute blonde doggy style but her ass stunk all the time so I would lean to the side to try and avoid the odor column rising from her ass cheeks. I think about her and how badly she could have used this technique.

What a truly awful movie. I can’t remember being so bored watching a movie. An hour into it I couldn’t care less about what was happening. The acting was atrocious as was the script. I loved the first 3. This one was a piece of shit.

Of course not. Otherwise it’s suicide. How did that work out for the Native Americans?

While licking vag from the back, do you say anything or just huff the scent of Downey fabric softener for the duration?

Yes you can.

None of the above. Real answer: vitalsign

Tell me your secrets.

Nothing really. Too out of shape to lay pipe. I have a couple sugar babies who come over and blow me once or twice a week.

I've returned. What have I missed?