MarSolo

You should have been watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, or Witness, or the Fugitive instead of Fox News.

So is my math correct in that if CCM holds her lead, and Warnock wins the runoff, it’s a 51/49 Senate for the Dems?

LOCKHEED MARTIN got hit too. I love it.

DeSantis is short. One “Little Ronnie” comment from Trump and DeSantis’ goose is cooked.

What happens if you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours but you DIDN’T take viagra?

To be fair to Arizona, each vote must be blessed by Meghan McCain before they are counted.

Shapiro has that Obama-level charisma. He might be worth a look down the road post-Biden.

Holy shit, that was a goldmine to read.

While it was a stupid gambit to be propping up Trump candidates this time, and it paid off. It shouldn’t be done again. That said, I hate dealing in what ifs, I hate when people say “Biden only won because of covid” or “Dems won these midterms because of Roe getting overturned”. Shit happens, there are no mulligans or asterisks.

The only blue you’re getting from Texas is the blue balls you’ll get thinking it’s EVER going blue.

Is this better or worse than the one guy who wrote a sequel to the Diary of Anne Frank where she finds Jesus in Auschwitz, and the modernized Romeo & Juliet where Juliet is Jewish and Romeo is a Hitler Youth? Texas Republican wrote a sequel to “Diary of Anne Frank” where she finds Jesus at Nazi camp: report | Salon.com WWW.SALON.COM Johnny Teague wrote a novel in which Frank accepts Jesus and converts to Christianity at Auschwitz. 'Non-binary' Romeo and Juliet set in Nazi Germany apologises for omitting Jews from casting call WWW.TELEGRAPH.CO.UK The Icarus Theatre production shows the hero as being a member of the Hitler Youth

DAVE IM GONNA NUT.

I’ve decided that if you don’t live right on the border of Texas, you can’t complain about the border. It’s asinine to do so otherwise.

Okay, let’s have a serious dialogue. Inflation is happening ALL OVER the world. Is that Biden’s fault? Gas is expensive ALL OVER the world, is that ALSO Biden’s fault? It’s not like there’s a war in Ukraine that was started by a psychopath that’s causing prices to skyrocket, or corporations making RECORD profits that aren’t price gouging right now. Something to think about, no?

Listen, I’ve never been called a rich snob before. I feel the power. Now who will let me sleep with their wife if I give them money? Let’s get indecent! Bidding starts at $20 and an avocado toast!

Wait, have either Oz or Mastriano conceded yet? I want to see some sulking!

So let me check my math here. If Kelly holds AZ and Warnock wins the potential runoff, the Dems still have the same majority as before?

The Red Wave/Tsunami summed up in one video:

Put your pinky up when you do so we know you’re legit.

Excuse me, I’m drinking my $6 Starbucks drink.

Maggie Haberman is reporting that Trump is having a tantrum over Oz losing and is blaming everyone else for him endorsing Oz.

Coolest man alive; bangs hookers, does blow, and even got a movie made about him doing both!

Hey @best3444, am I rich snob?

I guess going to a Mexican fast food place where they don’t charge you for guacamole is a form of me benefitting from tax cuts as a rich snob?

How dare you. (Chipotle’s hot sauce is HOT)