MarSolo
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Because Donald Trump became President when the first Indiana Jones movie released in theaters, my timeline is totally off, but was the Franken allegations before or after Kavanaugh? -
Also, I’m pretty sure he didn’t understand that she was referring to him when she mentioned a President being re-elected.
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Wow, he’s DRUGGED.
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I can’t believe I have a better shot at a three way with Hannah Simone and Lilly Singh than the DNC does of not completely fucking this up.
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Okay, seriously, how fucking high is he today?
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Fox News will give him a show.
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It’s amazing how he’s “busy all day” yet spends all day on Twitter.
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Literally spends all day on Twitter complaining about how he’s being covered by the press.
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Seriously, who the hell is Jeff Tiedrich? He’s usually the first to respond to any Trump tweet.
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Who wants to tell him wrestling is fake?
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The fact that Warren isn’t the nominee right now is goddamn criminal.
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Okay seriously, odds that this story blows up soon and the DNC realizes they fucked up? Also, what are the odds that I can have a three way with Hannah Simone and Lilly Singh?
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Shit, I’m now imagining Trump running around like Sam Neill at the end of that movie screaming “DO YOU SEE???” And considering what Sam Neill looked like at the end of that flick, I want to gouge my own eyes out.
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Right? Especially when states like California have the SIXTH largest economy in the world.
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Jesus fucking Christ, that ad. Italians are the worst.
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Let me guess: the notable exceptions are immigrants from European countries like Russia?
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Ben & Jerry’s Tonight Dough. It’s the only good thing Jimmy Fallon has ever done and that’s only because his face is on the container.
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Fuck Shake Shack. Fuck Olive Garden. Fuck Ruth Chris. I’m going to use their bathrooms when this is all over to just take a massive shit on their floors.
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We’re through the looking glass people.
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Eat the rich.
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Yeah, Joey Salads is a Nazi.
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Maybe it’s just me living in Philadelphia and seeing bartenders I know that are literally out of work throwing house parties with a shit ton of people and visiting other people when that’s probably the last thing we should be doing.
