Derek

I can't even imagine the complete helplessness that would be felt, handcuffed and in a locked police car, watching a train come barreling directly towards you.

I can't remember the last time I liked or commented to a YouTube video. I'm not even subscribed to anything. The kids are into 'Leo the Wildlife Ranger' now, so that's what is on my YouTube feed... constantly.

Probably unrelated to this, but there was a school shooting in Russia.

15 dead, 24 wounded in school shooting in Russia | AP News

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MOSCOW (AP) — A gunman opened fire in a school in central Russia on Monday, killing 15 people and wounding 24 others before shooting himself dead, authorities said. The...

Fuck, man. Am I going to end up buying this stupid game?!

5 hours ago, best3444 said:

 

Well I need something to watch. I was going to go with Ozark but your praise for this is impressive. 

Ozark was great, but it finishes like I do. Messy and unsatisfying. 

8 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

The guy can't figure out how to fit his luggage in the overhead compartment by turning it on it's side instead of pushing it in the way he was doing it.

I think instead of posting tiktok videos here, we should just describe them.

I love Bale's mole, but I feel they should've digitally removed it. I couldn't get as drawn into his character because I kept seeing Christian Bale.

Movie was alright. Kind of a funny mess.

That was very kind of him.

On 5/28/2021 at 2:23 AM, gamer.tv said:

Question - how good is the Dragon Quest game on the Switch? I’m kind of feeling a JRPG and either want to pick up the FFX hd bundle, this or maybe something else. Looking for feedback.

Long as fuck, but good as fuck. Honestly, I did start to get a little tired of it, but finished everything. The friggin' 'post-game' felt almost as long as the actual game.

Edit: Didn't realize how old this was lol

3 hours ago, Anathema- said:

I'm the one who calls people bud 

I read that in Walter White's voice. Was that correct?

I got into Mortal Kombat X for awhile. I really enjoyed how they did through unlockables. Before that, my last fighter was probably whichever Super Smash Brothers came out before the Switch. Also, I tried MKX one time online and got thoroughly squashed.

@best3444 I loved me some Soul Calibur. That was probably the first console fighting game that I really dug.

Not my Dragon Quest. 

What if Tears of the Kingdom refers to it being ripped apart. Like it was once a full land, but was torn apart and turned into sky islands!?

That was 6 years later! Pulpfictionfan has no idea.

And now it has almost 2000 thumbs up and almost 2000 thumbs down. And it's not the above definition...

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.

"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."

"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."

"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."

by Matrek December 12, 2011

'Matrek' is Matt and Derek. @Pretzel

@dutchoven

I often say 'Okay... bud' to my kids in the same tone that Michael used to say it to George Michael in 'Arrested Development'. 

I was looking through my Switch library, but nothing really jumped out at me, so probably nothing today.

Virginia Restaurant Pulls 9/11-Themed Menu That Featured 'Utterly Classless' Dish Names

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The restaurant's menu included a "Pentagon Pie" and "Remember-tini"

Social media users circulated screenshots of the menu from the Clubhouse restaurant at Aquia Harbour, prompting the establishment to pull the "Patriot Day 2022" menu.

Some items included the "Flight 93 Redirect" crab dip, the "Pentagon Pie" and the "2977 Chowder," which is the number of people who were killed in the tragic September 11 terrorist attacks. The Virginia-based restaurant is only 39 miles from the Pentagon.

Might as well try. You'll probably get turned down a few times before/if you get approved, especially if you're under 55. I'm not real sure where to start. I think my mom went through a lawyer or case worker or something.

1 hour ago, SimpleG said:

I can cook pretty damn good, but I cant bake nearly the same level. Baking is a science I have yet to master.

Everytime I've baked something, my kitchen looked like a bomb went off. I'll just buy cookies at the store.

So they don't bring him back as Buzz because of his political views, but bring him back as Santa? Things are so confusing these days.

My problem is that I just can't binge shows anymore, so a weekly format works better for me. I'll record something like What We Do in the Shadows, Resident Alien or Better Call Saul and when I get a free moment in the week, without kids, I can just fire it up and not feel too far behind. I get overwhelmed trying to catch up on shows that have a full season drop. I really want to watch The Boys, but it's already 3 seasons.

We're all going to end up with landlines and cable television again.

I only listen to, and sometimes sing with, radio edits of classic rock songs, so the fcc protects me.

Edit: I didn't get the reference. I assume it's 'Royal' related?

They claim it's not a reboot, but a sequel to the original. I'm sure it will only get one season, but it'd be nice to see Bakula again, should they cross paths.

Hint Hint: Make them cross paths.