Derek

I pronounce it P N E S because it sounds like penis.

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What is this game?!?

21 hours ago, projectmayhem said:

How is your marriage, Shappy? 

Hi Daniel. Everything is going very poorly right now. Pretty sure I have ruined my life, which was already shitty to begin with. 

I hope you're doing well! How's Ireland?

We haven't texted in quite awhile, but I miss him. I'll call him soon. I hope he is doing well and having a fantastic marriage.

15 hours ago, 2user1cup said:

Feels good man!

Just wait until he accidentally group texts your entire family a picture of his penis that was only meant for your mom.

Yeah, I can't see this lasting. Roseanne is most likely a despicable person in real life, but her character (and Goodman) were the glue that held the show together.  I imagine that I'm going to eye roll at however they write her out.

They should just do a few of those 'New Becky/Old Becky' style 4'th wall breaks and have Kathy Bates replace Roseanne. I think she's a little older, but she could pull it off. I'd watch that.

But anywho, I'll watch this until it gets canned.

Thank you for all of the well wishes. I must admit, I am a little confused by the comments about impregnating a man. Being heterosexual and all, why would I have relations with a man?

I'll throw my hat into the RNG!

Thank You, Minnesota Fatz. We'll be looking for a baby sitter soon, so I'll be in touch.

I was angrily thinking of you, the entire time.

and now Day One Patch owes me child support... starting October 22'ish.

You may think that the timeline doesn't add up, but I assure you it does. THIS IS ON YOU, WADE... or corrupt databases, I'm not sure which.

It's a girl...

My lack of electrical knowledge is shocking.