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Bacon

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  1. Beat the game and obtained the platinum trophy. I finally go around to it because I started to do a bunch of shit in FF14 and I was about to do even more shit but I knew I should just hurry up and beat DD2 before I got even more invested in the shit I'm doing in FF14. I thought about making a full review but I have pretty much already given all my thoughts on the game throughout the thread. I did speed run the final chapter so I pretty much didn't see any of it and didn't do any exploration or combat that wasn't mandatory to get plat. The ending is better than the first game's but still not very satisfying for me. 6/10

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  2. 10. Garrus Vakarian - Mass Effect

    Fuckin' Shepard is the best character easily. Not that Garrus isn't good, but Shepard is the best.

    9. Ichiban Kasuga - Yakuza Like a Dragon

    8. Geralt -The Witcher

    7. Kim Kitsuragi -Disco Elysium

    6. Morrigan - Dragon Age

    5. Cloud - Final Fantasy VII (?!)

    Ain't no way this emo ass bitch should ever make a top 10 list

    4. Kassandra - Assasain's Creed Odyssey

    Never played it but I have very strong doubts.

    3. Astarion - Baldur's Gate 3

    Yeah, he's pretty good.

    2. Makoto Nijima -Persona 5

    No.

    1.  Johnny Silverhand - Cyberpunk 2077 (?????!!!)

    Hell fuckin no. I hated him. His existance took me out of the game. That character was called Keanu Reeves and never stopped being Keanu. Johnny Silverhand doesn't even exist.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Spork3245 said:

    What did change with the lore:

    I know that bottom sentence, but the show full sent it with the new lore and it just makes me groan. Like, it's so boring and standard.

     

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    They really had to go SS3 with the corpo bad shit. It's just hella lame that even that part is now because corporations bad. I didn't mean "corporations bad" was new lore, just that the new lore was that corporations even badder than before. Like, bro, we it got dude. Corporations never changes or something.

    It's the only truly bad thing the show did and why it doesn't get a 10/10.

  4. I'm still right before the point of no return. I haven't done it because I have this mental block of "dude grind out the best endgame armor" but I also just want to beat the game at this point. I know I won't actually do NG+ as I will get every trophy by the ending, but there is that "get the best shit before NG+ so your character is finished" mmo mentality I have.

  5. I feel like the big new lore drop is pretty lame honestly. It doesn't ruin anything, but it really feels like they dropped the ball on that one. And like, after The Outer Worlds, I thought for sure I'd never see that godawful shitty trope in a Bethesda product.

     

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    Like, fuckin' really corporations bad? A-fucking-gain? God, it's so lame. It's shit like this that gives me no faith in future Bethesda Products.

     

    And did the Vault 31-32-33 really not seem that bad to anyone else? Like, in what world is that a reason to kill yourself over? Like, maybe I missed something, but it pretty much seemed like a "normal" vault.

     

    While I'm sure it will be explained, Moldaver just existing for over 200 years for no reason feels really lame at the moment. The actual ending was underwhelming as well. I think Kal said it felt small or something and I really agree with that. I feel like the ending to that quest should have been a bit more grand or something. You can tell it was a Bethesda Product cuz the ending was similar to Fallout 3. Only it is Energy instead of Water.

     

    AND REALLY WAR NEVER CHANGES?!?!?! BRO JUST STOP. PLS BRO. BRO PLS. We don't need it anymore.

     

    And so, if Vault Tech nuked America, did they nuke the rest of the world? Does the rest of the world have vaults? Is everywhere else more fucked or less fucked since they may not have Vault Tech? Like, I would be funny if only America was a wasteland and the rest of the world was just fine. I mean, why would they want to come to America?

     

    And we'll see what happens, but Thad turning into maybe-a-ghoul seems really fuckin' weird. Like, there was a potion of ghoulification this whole time? Like, huh? What? It feels so random and out of place, like, I'm not sure what to think about that whole thing with the chicken-fucker doctor.

     

     

    But overall it's a fantastic show. Worthy of a watch. Feels exactly like Fallout 3. I like Fallout 3. 9/10

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  6. I just watched the first two episodes and this is pure Fallout. I wasn't planning on initially watching it as it didn't meet some of my basic criteria, but damn it is pretty fuckin' good despite that. Shit makes me want to play Fallout 3 since the show is clearly repurposing it.

     

    Only real complaints so far are pretty minor. Shame the ghoul doesn't have a smoker's voice, and the power armor is hella goofy in movement.

  7. What's the appeal of SpongeBob SquarePants?

     

    No, really, what's the appeal? Why does everyone act like the show is as good as The Sopranos or Breaking Bad? I watched a few episodes, including Band Geeks, and it's just OK. I'm tired of people pretending the show is some masterpiece, and not just an above-average preschool cartoon.

     

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