finaljedi

2 hours ago, CitizenVectron said:

 

That is some using MS Paint for the first time level of photo editing.  I mean they used the color dropper and the paint brush to fudge the price and some other stuff.  You could download GIMP, watch a YouTube video on how to use it, and crank out a more authentic looking ticket within the hour.  The second ticket is missing the rest of the text and they scooted the text box left when they copied and pasted it in.

15 hours ago, thewhyteboar said:

Fist anal.

I'm convinced that a lot of these newer Republican members of Congress have staffers who absolutely fucking hate them.  Stuff like that, letting a letter slip out into public from MTG referencing a date that doesn't exist.

I guess they invited people into the Ohio statehouse who are dumber than the people who work there for the contrast.

edit: Forgot the most important evidence of what these people are saying:

He did as much to outlaw cryptocurrency as he did to mitigate the pandemic, fuck him.

53 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said:

People are mixing shots? 👀

The paperwork I got with my Pfizer said not to do that, I don't see what the problem would be, but I'm also an idiot.

Blue Origin is frustrating.  It’s owned by a man who has an online empire and more money than anyone else and all they can manage in over a decade is a little rocket that can get to the edge of the atmosphere.  Then they whine when they weren’t considered for a lunar lander contract.

Mom charged after shooting her 5-year-old son while trying to target loose dog, HPD says

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The 5-year-old was accidentally struck by one of the three bullets his mother fired that were intended to target a dog across the street.

There just needed to be a good guy with a gun to stop her from trying to kill a puppy and her kid.  Puppy and kid lived, owner got cited for a loose dog, mom got charged.

11 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

You need to see a statue to teach someone about that person. Makes sense!

That was pretty much the goto argument for the pro-confederate statue crowd who swears to god they aren't racist.  They figure tearing down some cheap statues thrown up in the early 20th century is the same as erasing history.

4 hours ago, skillzdadirecta said:

What does believing China indicate?

 

in other news...

 

CDC is Investigating Heart Problems in a Few Young Covid-19 Vaccine Recipients - The New York Times

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The agency is reviewing several dozen reports that teenagers and young adults may have developed myocarditis after vaccination, officials said. But the agency has not determined whether the vaccine caused the condition.

 

I've always thought pre-emptive reporting on stuff like this is irresponsible.  Because even if they determine that the heart condition these people developed has nothing to do with the vaccine this story is still out there for that crowd.  They'll post it to Facebook along with out of context deaths pulled from VAERS

34 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

this guy is supposedly a gettable vote

 

 

He's a coward that will always vote party line.  He'll pay lip service to thinking about something, but won't go against Mitch McConnell.  He's out in two years and the people looking to replace him is a nut who tried to oust Sherrod Brown and the Hillbilly Elegy guy.

31 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Also have we all forgotten about the pipe bombs that were planted?

You have a congressman who was pictured cowering behind a Capitol policeman who came out and said the insurrectionists were like a normal tourist visit.  The types of people who put MTG in office has them by the balls.

1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

 

 

Is he filling that with diesel?  The gas pump is behind Capt. Badass.

Roku was my box of choice up until a couple years ago when they started getting fucky with apps.  They were perfect, an agnostic maker of stuff to plug into your tv that had everything, it wasn't trying to push you into an Amazon, Apple, or Google ecosystem, it just had a page of apps and literally everyone had apps on it.  Then they started playing hardball with HBO with regards to HBO Max, I think they had something up with Peacock too, and now they're having a spat with Google.

Honestly telling them they need to support AV1 on new hardware doesn't seem like too much of an ask.

31 minutes ago, stepee said:

I could see trump somehow being even more obviously unfit like barely able to get out of bed or something and everyone will try to discount him but everyone will keep saying “ya but that’s what they said in 2015” and then somehow stumble that on down into a win.

He'll be as old as Biden is now in 2024 and Biden moved around a lot better than Trump at his age.  He'll probably win the primaries easily because the Republican Party is now either stale white bread, Trump-lite, or straight up crazy pants.

8 hours ago, cusideabelincoln said:

Hope and change

 

Make America great again

 

Build back better

 

....Change America Back?

They aren't clever, it's just going to be MAGA again.  They tried  "Keep America Great" but then hundreds of thousands died from a deadly disease so they unironically just went back to MAGA.

2 minutes ago, Chairslinger said:

 

 

I was like the rest of you kind of confused whether or not this was a new story and conflating it with past stories.

 

At first I thought the confusion was because of him cheating on his wife. He was one of the guys who got caught up in the Ashley Madison thing back then. But then I was like, "No, I remember there being even more of an ick factor to it with some underage stuff".

 

And yeah, you're right. It was some incidents with his younger sisters. Though, it wasn't rape. Fondling and touching, and he was underage at the time as well.

 

Here's an old news story going through a bit of the timeline back in 2015, I think.

 

 

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"I confessed this to my parents who took several steps to help me address the situation. We spoke with the authorities where I confessed my wrongdoing, and my parents arranged for me and those affected by my actions to receive counseling. I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life."

He concluded, "I would do anything to go back to those teen years and take different actions. I sought forgiveness from those I had wronged and asked Christ to forgive me and come into my life. In my life today, I am so very thankful for God's grace, mercy and redemption."

I'm guessing by "go back to those teen years" he didn't mean what he got scooped up for most recently.

41 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Before you say it @Kal-El814, I don't care if he gets a click or whatever out of this. Shits funny.

Didn't he rape his sisters too or something?  Maybe don't Stan for someone who advocates "christian values" who is also a slimy sex pest.

22 hours ago, SuperSpreader said:

Ivanka would have done better

The previous President said she created 14 million jobs, so yeah, clearly.

22 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Rudy has always been like this though

 

 

 

No one ever said Rudy wasn't a piece of garbage.  He just could have lived the easy life for the rest of his days after 9/11, he didn't have to slog into the pig shit that is Donald Trump's life.

It's kind of funny, after 9/11 he could have lived the easy life of doing speaking engagements, having his name listed on consulting firms and corporate boards.  But for some reason he decided to come back and hitch his wagon to the Trump train after being old as shit and not having done anything approaching a real job for damn near 20 years.  Tried to be his fixer after Michael Cohen went to prison for being his fixer and in the process got that Trump slime all over him that rubs off on everyone in his circle.

1 hour ago, Air_Delivery said:

Just got my second Moderna. I don't know if the chick who gave it with me went deeper or something but I felt the cold fluid moving down my arm. I also think she left the needle in my arm longer than the first time. Didn't hurt or anything but it was an odd sensation.

I felt the second shot of pfizer burble in my muscle because the old lady that gave me the shot just fired that plunger down like she was in a hurry.  She didn't have anywhere to be, the hicks in my county aren't getting vaccinated, my "mass vaccine site" had two rows of chairs in a gym filled and a big empty room.

I feel like this is early in the backstory of Horizon Zero Dawn

Mandatory minimum sentence of life without parole for a juvenile, not great.  I've always hated mandatory minimums in general, but life without parole for a minor as a mandatory minimum is especially no good

Got my second pfizer yesterday, another sore arm and I'm a bit tired, no other symptoms.  The vaccine site I went to wasn't busy at all, I'm really starting to think that everyone who wanted to be vaccinated in this country has been

1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

these people aren't even good at being outraged about what biden is doing. Instead it's all cancel culture this, dr seuss that.

 

“Everything they support is defined as either Covid relief or infrastructure, and everything they oppose is like … Jim Crow voter suppression and evil,” this G-10 aide said. “And you constantly just feel like you’re in this gaslighting chamber of insanity. But it’s working.”

It would help if they didn't champion voter suppression.  That article reads like they are so close to having a "are we the baddies?" moment.  They're mad at the Democrats dropping their loser attitude of "bipartisan or bust" as a way of getting steamrolled and seem to be upset that Biden learned the lesson of dealing with them from the Obama administration.