Derek

2 hours ago, osxmatt said:

 

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. 

 

Just as the founding fathers intended.

Now that's a movie!

3 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Is it weird that I read the headline as, "Maestro, Bradley Cooper is Dead"?

Yeah. Seems weird to me.

28 minutes ago, Bacon said:

The day after Thanksgiving.

 

inb4 it's never acceptable

I can roll with this. Start day after T-Day and stops day after C-Day.

I'm surprised that Julia Roberts is only 55. I feel like she's been in the business forever. Aging well, though.

Movie looks interesting. 

29 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

You had the GOP's second try for replacing McCarthy as your gym teacher? 

I don't follow politics that much, but maybe? He was a good teacher. He used to say that, even though this physical education will eventually end, you should always remember what you learned here and focus on your fitness. He would call it PE-ness. 

This is why you don't fuck around with time travel.

1 hour ago, Paperclyp said:

One mechanic I do not like in the recent 2D Marios is the number of holes or pits or whatever you all call them that normally result in insta death if you fall in them that are ah ha actually a secret path. They telegraph some of them well enough, but there are some that you think, OK I see an item close by it would make sense that maybe this is a secret and yet, nope, just a normal pit and I'm dead. 

 

That is my only complaint with the game so far. 

Yeah, I've done that a couple of times. Oh, look, there's a pit that would be very difficult to fall in, during normal game play, it must be a cool secret area! Then I jump in and die. 

Ugh, when our gym teacher would make us wrestle him. It's like, dude, gym is over, we're trying to shower. I have to be in algebra in like 6 minutes.

Can't even hate. That's pretty cool. Good for him.

16 hours ago, TheLeon said:

Anyone see it yet? I just got out. It’s great, no surprise there. 

I just want to see Brandan Fraser's 'seven minutes' of screentime. I heard it's wonderful!

Just watched this. I wasn't going to bump the thread, but I enjoyed the movie a lot more than I thought I would. I expected a vampire movie with a few laughs. I didn't think I'd get such a fun, violent action film. The fight at his apartment building is up there as one of my favorites.

I'm not very far along, but it seems decent. I probably could've waited until Christmas, but I guess it wouldn't matter much if I bought it for myself now or if I bought it for myself around Christmas time.

This has finally affected me. Deadpool 3 delayed until whenever 😞

This has finally affected me. Deadpool 3 delayed until whenever 😞

Edit: Nm. Actor's strike.

52 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

The way she stroking that box

That's the problem with going digital... I have nothing to stroke 😞

5 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

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Got mine at the Nintendo Store! Gonna play it when we get back to the Airbnb this evening. 

I had to click a 'Yes, I'm over 18' for that because it said it contains erotic imagery?! Lol.

11 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

It's like a live movie you watch along with everyone else and vote on an app what you want to happen.

Thank you.

I dont know what this is, but Silent Hill collection, please. I'd only play 1 and 2, but might as well throw the rest into the mix.

It's pre-loading now. It's probably the first game I've paid full price for, since the last Mario release. Maybe the Bowser's Fury collection?

These prosecutors really have a hard-on for Alec.

He said 'I don't have the heart to tell him that wasn't my luggage', but in the next scene, he's pushing the same piece through the airport?

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Florida parents are angry at a fourth grade math teacher for showing the unrated horror film, "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey," to his class.

Florida teacher man, am I right?!

6 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

@Jason Change it back so @Derek can experience it.

I'm good. I just thought everyone was in on the joke and typed it out/edited it in themselves... even when posting an article or news story. I was impressed that they kept it going for so long, but now I am less impressed, but I do appreciate the joke.

So what's up? Everytime you write 'Elon Musk', it converts to the whole pedo man child thing?

Edit: Well, I guess it's not that.

1 hour ago, SaysWho? said:

 

Correct.

Man, I wish I put nothing in quotes, but I'm not that clever 😞