Derek

2 hours ago, Biggie said:

Ain’t family life great?

It's magical!

Waking up with random aches and pains. I don't even know what I did yesterday, but woke up with what felt like a pulled muscle in my chest. And, of course, it's the day we take the kids to the zoo and had to do tons of lifting, so they could see the animals. Plus, pushing that damn wagon around. Getting old is going to suck even more tomorrow.

I'll join this contest. Thank you.

So are the fires still going?

I guess I can google it.

Edit: Seems they are, but are not posing a threat at this time.

Just now, Keyser_Soze said:

 

your anus is bleeding?

That's it! And yes 😞

What's the 'I am a spoon' one? Rejected Cartoons or some such. I kind of remember that. Is this what we're talking about here?

Just got into this and I'm hooked. Only an episode and a half in, though. Raylan is still too cool. Living so close to Detroit all my life, everytime it flashed on the screen I was like 'fuck, yeah!' And my kids went to the Armada Fair last week, so when 'Armada, Michigan' flashed on the screen, I was also like 'fuck, yeah!'. 

Also, that main baddie can really fill out some whitey tighties, am I right?!

His parents seem like they would have a 'Let's Go Brandon' sign on their front lawn.

On 8/16/2023 at 2:21 PM, TheLeon said:

I need a deep dive into the mechanics of the assassin gold coin economy.

Assassins can do and buy assassin things with the gold coins, that they earned by doing assassin things. 

3 minutes ago, TheLeon said:

“Like” is one of those tricky ones because yes, it has a lot of valid uses, but it’s also become a filler word, like “um” or “fuckin’”. 
 

When I’m at work and someone or something makes a loud noise far away from me, I’ll turn to whoever is close to me and say “I didn’t do it!” It barely qualifies as a joke, it never gets any reaction, but I can’t help it. 

Or a 'just put that anywhere' when someone drops something.

1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

Appreciate you boss.

Lol. That's one exception. Those middle eastern owned party stores still make me feel special.

I find it annoying as fuck when someone says 'appreciate you'. Just fucking say 'thanks' and be done with it. 

Or at work, when you ask how someone is doing and they respond with 'I'm here...'. 

I annoy myself when I'm talking to someone and I have to bring up the weather because I don't have much else to say. 'Supposed to get some rain today' or 'Supposed to start heating back up this week'. Yeah, everybody knows this.

On 8/14/2023 at 2:59 AM, stepee said:

@Keyser_Soze wanna meet?

If you guys meet up there, maybe you can join that flash mob that keeps ransacking stores!

It sounds like Indiana Jones 5 is balls, but I bet MI 7 would've done/would be doing a lot better, if not for the one two punch of Barbie and Oppenheimer. I feel like it was a victim of bad timing. 

I never finish.

Teen put in handcuffs after taking the garbage out.

Black teen arrested while taking out trash sparks backlash

WWW.NEWSWEEK.COM

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Several police officers showed up on scene and argued with the boy's father before removing the handcuffs.

And going up!

I hope they both just start making out, mid-fight.

They're actually a lot better than I expected!

I sometimes feel that way. When I do, I go to a strip club with a stack of 50 1 dollars bills. I order a 15 dollar shot, drink it, make it 'rain' on the floor and then just walk out. It's an incredible waste of money, but the other patrons and staff see my blatant disregard for it and think 'this fucking guy is a baller'. And it makes me feel like a 'baller'. All for the low cost of 65 dollars.

And he will whisper 'no'

(or 'yes'. Just read the last question and I don't know how he felt about Biggie).

I saw it years ago. I dont know if I'd call it 'funny as fuck', but it's why I don't fuck with truckers. They spend,  mind-numbing, hours and days on the road. They're just looking for a reason to go a little crazy.

Caaannnnndddy Caaaannneee.

I don't know what any of this means.

Didn't he have some medical issues going on and the board was a way to escape and cope with said issues?

Baited!