Derek

Is this one of those 'better buy it now or you'll never get to' items?

Seems like the right kind of Christmas movie for this year.

The NES is a big ole box and feels like a $200 set. I bought some of the other sets, got the boxes and thought to myself, 'I spent $60 on this'. It's a racket, but I like me some Mario.

He did get her, dead to rights, on the Supreme Court question, but all I can think about is the fly.

I wouldn't mind tasting that sweet Peach.

Nice, Chakoo! I have Amazon set to notify me. With my luck, it will be when I'm in the dead zone at work. 

Nintendo gave away Anniversary pins for completing 5 'mario themed' missions. The codes went up yesterday at 3. I think I got mine to go through, but it was a 2 hour fight because the store kept crashing. Still not as frustrating as waiting for this pre-order.

Just played Super Mario 64! Seems pretty good. Looks nice.

Rest in Peace, 3ds. You gave us 3 dimensions and it was kind of neat for awhile.

Nintendo a bunch of bitches.

I hope they've enjoyed the thousands of dollars I've spent on their games and systems over the last 30 years because there's going to be a lot more where that came from!

From Stepee's lips to God's ears.

Also, congrats on the baby, Steeps! With a penis that big, that egg didn't stand a chance. That tip was probably touching that bad boy when you fertilized it. Fatherhood is magical.

I keep checking their website for preorder details. I clicked to have Amazon notify me when it's available. I don't even really want it, but I have to have it. It's a sickness. I may have the original one somewhere, too. I know I used to have one. I found my Mario Watch. One of my dogs chewed the band, years ago, though.

I'm buying everything. Digital, Physical, EVERYTHING. I'm so excited. So excited. MARIO.

23 hours ago, DutchOven said:

Hmmmm....

 

@Pretzel @Derek @Siebzehn

Lucas, how ya doin', ya son of a bitch? Man, I wish I could reset the clock. 

I've been seeing quite a few ads for this now. Kind of looks like a super hero movie that would be on the sci-fi channel.

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/08/random_nintendo_posts_new_image_of_mario_in_the_sunshine_internet_goes_wild_again

Looking good, slope. How did you prepare the hot dog/gas station smoked sausage? Simple, yet elegant. 

5 minutes ago, Rachel said:

Chiropractors aren’t real

A very solid counter-point. I like the Chinese ladies that walk on the back.

If you think you've done serious damage to your back, you should go to a doctor and have an x-ray performed. If it's not serious, and maybe just sore from lifting, a chiropractor might be able to loosen it up a bit and help ease the soreness. There are also some stretches that you can do, if you don't wish to visit a chiropractor. 

I'm so rich, I pay other people to make pizzas for me.

I came for Japanese torture porn. 😒

I said it awhile ago. Nintendo created this pandemic, starting with their contacts in Wuhan.

I've only done the Acid Pool and the Spikey level one. I'm not even sure where to do the arcade one. I thought it was on the level with the projectors, but I've never done it there. Anyways, back to disappointment. There's a level with a friggin sparta pit and big creatures crawling in and out. There's another level where a BFG missile launcher pops out of the ground. And finally, a dungeon with big ass monsters roaming around a big cage. Surely... SURELY... they could've incorporated some cool stage fatalities into those. 

Hey boys. The last couple of years have been a whirlwind. My kids are cool, everything else has been pretty terrible. I'm going to try and visit the boards more often. I need a place to get my rocks off.

It absolutely would work and it would be fantastic.