b_m_b_m_b_m

Having gotten the joke explained to me, it is actually very funny. 
 

The whole bit right here is so very British. 

6 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

Commentator on Sky News wondered whether if on the way out, “Kwasi would hole the PM below the water-line.”

This makes no sense why is the UK an actual country??

1 minute ago, MarSolo said:

Oh yeah, even through drive-thru or ordering in, the value meals were always over $10.

 

But yeah, there’s no way he’s ordering that much Taco Bell unless he’s stoned.

I can’t even imagine ordering that much! Like I don’t get Taco Bell much at all, but when I do it’s whatever $7-8 box they have and that shit fills me up

1 hour ago, MarSolo said:

I Uber Eated McDonalds while drunk, got a large Double Quarter Pounder meal, an extra order of large fries, and a triple cheeseburger and I paid around $28 including the tip to the driver.

 

My point is no one is eating $28 worth of Taco Bell.

Because McDonald’s is way way way over priced especially the combos. 

Very soon it’s going to be that bit from Monty python and the holy grail where the person responsible for the sacking have themselves been sacked

The real way to sustained wealth is from government contracting

3 hours ago, Jason said:

 

Also having to sleep on top of towels because you're drenching your sheets in sweet while simultaneously unable to get warm.

Tbh the only thing I remember was only being able to eat about one small Wendy’s frosty per day and maybe some water. It was a blur. And the hives because my idiot doctor prescribed antibiotics 

Educational polarization goes brrr

The time to purge the security services was yesterday 

8 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Latest thing is idiots refusing blood transfusions because they fear the blood came from vaccinated people:

 

 

I’m sorry but let them die

It’s always dumb shit to make voting more difficult for young people and minorities. Not impossible but raises the bar to discourage voting. So a gun license can be used as acceptable ID but not a student ID*. TAMU, one of the largest universities by student population in the country, gets zero to one polling place on campus (I voted for Obama in my dining hall and that was one of many polling places back in 08! And I could use my goddamn utility bill to vote in ‘10!).

Or like in WI, a drivers license or specific DMV issued ID (which requires a handful of documents to get) is needed to vote, oh and by the way we’re closing all DMVs after 4pm anywhere near a bus line and no we won’t be open before 9 or on the weekend. 
 

Hell I wouldn’t be shocked if republicans try to make ballots English only again

*example here from NC but could apply to TX

I slept for 18-20 hours per day when I got mono and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. That shit sucks!

41 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said:

That's effectively the same as having parking passes for residents, right? Like, to park your car in the street in a given area you have to have an address in the zip code.

Kinda. The police iirc come to your home and certify you have a private parking space (not street) for your car before you receive it

I don’t support the death penalty but if I was one of those parents I’d have a hard time not feeling devastated 

17 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said:

Certain cities in Europe have been dabbling with that. Berlin recently (or is about to, I can't remember) ban private vehicles from the city center. Paris has effectively done so. There are fairly large swaths of Rome that has done so. Barcelona introduced "superblocks."

 

Basically, they don't ban driving, what they actually do is ban parking (Paris, Berlin) or basically make the roads a maze for anyone but pedestrians/cyclists and force cars onto major roads (Barcelona)

 

Certain neighborhoods in Portland have started dabbling with superblocks. In Northwest Portland, all north-south traffic gets funneled along a one-way couplet. If you try to drive through the neighborhood any other way, you'll eventually get funneled onto it.

 

I honestly think banning parking for non-residents is the move, though. Don't allow non-residents to park in urban centers outside of parking garages, and force residents inside urban centers to pay for parking passes. Support for public transit will skyrocket before I can finish cumming.

We should do what Japan does and force you to prove you have a place to park your car. Onus on the car owner and not housing developer. 

I’ve had my mail in ballot for weeks. Suckas 

only have to vote for my rep (only office on the ballot) and I live in a D+15 district so he’s good

I haven’t waited for myself since the mass vaccination site I went to in March 2021

ive also not had any reactions to the shots so 

7 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

El Paso Texas though 🤔

That sounds like a slur

I’m just shocked it doesn’t have explicitly racist origins

3 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

Except @b_m_b_m_b_m. He only posts here and maybe the sports board if something good happens to Ohio State.

I also post when something bad happens to Michigan as well. 

Coward