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I heard the Series 4 Apple watch includes a feature to help with insomnia. They just play video of this Jeff William Apple Watch presentation for 10 minutes and everyone falls asleep.

His statement was so weak, that it would be pretty easy for him to say it wasn't a lie. If he picked up a single rock he's technically telling the truth.

Here's a video of Blue Angel in every apple thread ever...

If Obama said the exact same thing it's all Foxnews would talk about for the next 20 years. They would rename it the "OBAMA LIED ABOUT 9-11" channel.

True story.

Yeah, it would be nice to have a thread like this without any moronic 2010 era smartphone dick measuring contest shit from insecure people.

Yeah, I was at a large youth hockey party and they had raffles and fundraisers. They had one raffle where the prize was literally 3 wheelbarrows overflowing with bottles of hard liquor. Like, enough booze to kill like 10 people.

Half of the raffle prizes were alcohol related.

It's just weird how socially acceptable alcohol is as a drug. I was trying to imagine 3 wheelbarrows filled with weed and bongs and just how weird that would look... but it's the same damned thing. 3 wheelbarrows of weed would actually be way way less dangerous.

Tucker Carlson has one of the most punchable faces on TV. He always has this angry confused look on his face. I don't understand how anyone can watch that show or take him seriously at all. He's such fucking clown shoes.

I mean, I like top hate watch it for 15-20 minutes here and there, but seriously, there are people out there who take this man seriously. That truly frightens me.

80 episodes in roughly 14 years.

That averages to 5.7 episodes a year on average.

That's actually a better breakdown than I was expecting.

Good to hear, I have been letting them build up on my TiVo... I haven't even started yet...

I have trouble just playing one game...

In a normal world, he probably would be your run-of-the-mill very conservative judge... but we're in Trump world, and nothing he wants will be going through without a fight.And after Merrick Garland, all of the republicans in congress can get fucked from now until the end of eternity. They threw down the bullshit gauntlet and they don't get to complain when it's thrown back at them. Fuck them all. Fuck them all forever and ever. FUCK THEM. Turn the whole thing into clown show. It doesn't matter. The system is broken and the while both parties deserve blame, the republicans deserve WAY MORE BLAME. They deserve like 80% of the blame.

They can wallow in the shit pool they filled with shit. They don't get to complain about the shit. They put it there.

I like how all the news outlets get a story and report on the story, but Fox News always reports on the reporting of the story rather than the story itself.

Lawrence O'Donnell made a pretty good case for it being Dan Coates. His theory makes sense to me.

My guess is that it's someone further down the chain of command and they are playing fast and loose with the term "senior".

Does the word "Senior" carry a tangible meaning here?

Can they just call anyone they feel is important enough "Senior" or are we looking at a list of like 20 people here?

At the very least, we should be able to show the  NYT a list of 20-30 names and get them to confirm whether or not the author is one of the people on the list?

What does "Senior" mean?

This is normal.

Shouldn't all of his special powders and manly tinctures offset all of that?

I don't pay a lot of attention to Alex Jones, but any time he creeps into my sphere of attention for some reason, I'm always stunned by just how awful he is at literally everything. What a fucking clown. Anyone who takes him seriously AT ALL, is a complete fucking nitwit and can just go fuck off forever and ever.

And hey, Donald Trump likes the guy and has appeared on his show. Why isn't this brought up more? If Megan Kelly can get ostracized just for interviewing him, why does no one seem to care that Trump has called into his show to shower him with accolades?

Fuck all of these people.

Those tax cuts are raising wages everywhere!

I was flipping back and forth between the big three news networks yesterday and I came to the conclusion that they looked like news channels covering the news in completely different realities.

If your average Trump voter is getting their news from Fox News, they probably don't care about any of this, because they exist in a completely different world with different news and different scandals.

This isn't spin, it's two versions of reality and it's truly terrifying what out media landscape has evolved into.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/08/27/seth-rogens-amc-series-preacher-features-nazi-wearing-maga-hat-in-season-finale.html

I bet they were wanting this to become a "thing". Well, it made it to the front page of Fox News... Albeit, as a tiny byline on another story, but whatever.

I wonder what would happen if the religious right noticed this show. I mean, just guessing here... but I bet that exploding multiple inbred mentally handicapped Jesus clones isn't something they would approve of.

Watched about half an episode. It was okay but not good enough for me to make time for.

I never read the comics and I loved the finale and the entire season.

Trump’s lucky everyone is too distracted by all of the other fucked up shit going on with Trump to pay attention to this story and mock him endlessly for it.

Now the top stories on fox news are...

1. How a 2 month old supreme court decision might change the type of speakers at colleges (BIG LEAD STORY!!!)

2. The expected results are now final in the Ohio special election from 3 weeks ago

3. An Instagram model got into an accident

4. Chic-fil-a is banning campers from getting deals

5. A farm is using gofundme to stay afloat

6. John McCain is stopping treatment

7. Trump wants Pompeo not to go to North Korea

8. A woman lied about rape

9. A sex offended peed on a kid

10. A small-town Mayor and girlfriend charged with misdemeanor assault

11. Jennifer Garner is staying with Ben Afflack

12. NASA intern let go over tweet

13. A Fox news employee says sessions should be fired

14. A story about California school dress codes (featuring scantily clad female butts)

15. A Steve Jobs story (from daughters book)

16. Florida judge killed after police standoff

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/08/24/ocasio-cortez-claims-solidarity-with-cab-drivers-while-campaign-buys-rides-from-uber-other-alternatives-fec-data-show.html

Lead story on foxnews.com is about how Ocasio-Cortez's campaign spent $4,000 on Uber rides, even though she is publicly critical of Uber.

Lead.

Story.