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I’m ok with that. But still need at least one more bat. 

A real man would marry a couch that he got into the family way, but I guess he is just in it for the chaise.

Who knows if it will translate to votes, but she's good at this.

Cool. So a search engine that's less functional than a normal one, AND it burns down a rainforest every time I use it? Sounds great.

"That’s owner and hat bandit David Tepper, who serves as evidence that "Dan Snyder" is not a person, but rather an ancient, malevolent spirit that must be in possession of one active NFL owner at all times. A Fallen-type scenario, in which the curse is passed from one rich guy to the next after they accidentally touch hands while reaching for a shrimp at the owners’ meetings raw bar."

This is a good bit.

More westerns is always a good thing. I’ve heard the book this is based on is good. 

10 hours ago, Jason said:

 

"Bibi brought Elon with him to the Capitol as his special guest."

One of the only things Musk has been consistent about is his love for apartheid. 

Now that’s good trash talk. 
 

Context:

I like Beshear or Walz. 

7 minutes ago, DPCyric said:

 

Between Vance and Biden stepping down I think Trump is doomed. I've said to my friends I think Vance turns even more people away from Trump. I don't think he does anything for Trump like Pence did appealing to the evangelical base. 

Vance shows the limits of right-wing media. He's the guy that online weirdos with handles like "Groyper88SS" love, but is deeply repellant to normal human beings. 

Cops are murderous Nazis. That's why they become a cop. Think of the shittiest tiny-dicked bully that you knew in high school. That's who becomes a cop.

Sorry Trump. You gotta carry this loser to term. 

13 minutes ago, SaysWho? said:

 

Well said. It's been a while.

 

Also:

 

Major was right about the Secret Service. He knew something was up. Let Major run it. 

He's such a rotten, miserable piece of shit. His children have my sympathy. 

8 minutes ago, Jason said:

Trump has reached the point in the dementia slide where he thinks he's young again

 

Elon keeps sucking up to him, and Trump still won’t use Twitter lol. Elon is a joke. 

JD Vance has to be the most sauceless man on the planet. He makes Liz Truss look like Napoleon addressing his troops. I’m excited for the entirety of America to start hating that man (because believe me, Trump will scapegoat him).

3 minutes ago, mclumber1 said:

Both Trump and Biden are not alcohol drinkers  Bush Junior didn't drink either.  Maybe the nation just needs a drinker at the helm?

The Rosé-drinker-in-chief will save us all. 

31 minutes ago, Jason said:

jfc is she a fucking hack

 

 

Trump is famously a teetotaler…so what are we doing here?

Oh I know. The media is desperate for Trump to win. 

3 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

Don't forget Hawley!

 

Hawley is a boy from Brazil.

14 minutes ago, Nokra said:

Prosecutor vs. felon 2024  

Godless divorcee felon socialite vs. Baptist cop lol. 

I present to you all the next vice president of America, the whitest man who has ever whited: 

Andy Beshear, governor of Kentucky (the lt. gov is a Democrat). 

3 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

I think we're allowed to enjoy a little bit of schadenfreude this evening:

 

Republicans wanted this election to be about Biden's cognitive decline. Now that he is out of there, they are terrified about having to talk about policies because all of their policies are awful and very unpopular.

We are still suffering from Cromwell's revenge by the way: 0-2 on Catholic second terms.