thewhyteboar

The Week 15 Seahawks-Eagles game has been flexed to MNF, so if tonight doesn’t fulfill your urge to see the Seahawks get blown out in prime time, you’ll still have a chance. 

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies

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Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

This is a good headline. 

20 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said:

Bring back the guillotine

Let’s go Cromwell on his ass and decapitate him anyways. 

If you want to reduce suicides it's pretty easy; reduce the number of guns.

He's not actually going to play this season. He just wants people to keep talking about him.

33 minutes ago, Spork3245 said:

Also, MTG wants to show pictures of Hunter’s dick again.

She's going to try to inspect it in person. 

He's going to run for something.

I’m actually excited for this. I’m glad it’s set on the west coast. 

Chiefs $1500

1. Chiefs TD

2. Chiefs

3. Dolphins Chiefs

4. 5

5. Indy, Detroit, Philly

I read Death Comes to the Archbishop, by Willa Cather. I really liked it. It’s about two Catholic priests from France who are sent to take charge of the new diocese in southwestern America. It’s told through a bunch of different vignettes; each chapter is almost like a separate short story. 

1 hour ago, Biggie said:

AND he wanted C.J. Stroud over Bryce Young.  Just like the Commanders trading away 2 of their top pass rushers and then firing the DC when they get steamrolled by Dallas.

Yup. It's pretty clear that the owner stepped in to get Young. I don't necessarily think Reich is the answer or a great coach, but he did get screwed by the situation.

Smokers don't just affect themselves. They ruin the lives of their kids and affect whoever is around them. Every smoker smells like absolute shit and leaves that in their wake. Ever been in an elevator after a heavy smoker?? Jesus. 

The multi-billion idea is to start with a young Napoleon under Pasquale Paoli. Then after a few seasons recast with an older actor, and go through Napoleon's rise to power. Eventually, when the timing is right, you create a spin-off about the Peninsular Campaign and center it around Wellington. Then, you advertise the final season as Waterloo, a TV event 10 years in the making. 

1 hour ago, TheLeon said:

That’s why.  It’s a classic example of category fraud. Actors can choose which category to campaign in, and sometimes they’ll really stretch into a category where they’ll have a better shot at winning. 
 

I'm glad Denzel is producing more movies based on August Wilson plays. I liked the two they’ve made so far (this and Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom) so I went to a local production of another play in his “Pittsburgh Cycle” and the whole time I was thinking “I would like this way more as a movie”. It’s called Seven Guitars, and it’s three hours of people talking in a backyard. Not really my speed in a theater setting, and I felt bad because I was one of the only white dudes in the theater and I was struggling to stay awake. 

Macbeth was so damn good that I want more Denzel in any movie version of a play. Denzel as John Proctor?? Someone make that.

2 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

[Netflix (until Nov 30)]

 

Fences: 8/10

 

Around some ways into this movie I thought to myself, "this feels a lot like a play," and lo and behold when the credits roll it says it was based on a play. So in that regard I think it is successful. The movie is basically about Denzel Washington as Troy Maxson set in 1950s Pittsburgh. He's kind of a jaded old man through trials and tribulations of his life and for better or worse spreads his jadedness to those around him. It's an interesting cast of characters, mostly related to Troy in some way. Most of the movie is just Denzel shooting the breeze about the good times and bad times and never taking shit from anyone. Personally I've been around conversations like these and I find them fascinating so I could listen to Denzel go on and on about telling the devil to F off or walking 200 miles to Alabama. Not much to say other than that really. It's based on a play, it's like a play, really all you have to do is sit there and appreciate the performances, which are quite good.

As a side head scratcher why was Viola Davis considered a supporting actress in this? She had as big of a role as Denzel. She won an Oscar because of it but just a strange designation.

I'm pretty sure I saw a production of that in college. 

All these coordinators got fired and yet none of them were Shane Waldron. 

1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Bobby Wagner eats Spaghetti @thewhyteboar

 

 

 

So does KJ Wright. Someone weird going on with Seahawks linebackers (and I don’t just mean an inability to defend a McVay or Shanahan offense). 

It’s a tackling clinic (of what not to do)!

lol. It’s gonna be a long game. 

Geno is questionable and they promoted the 3rd string QB from the practice squad, so yeah. I bet we see a lot of Drew Lock tonight which will mean tons of big plays (for the defense). 

22 minutes ago, ort said:

I heard Joe Biden was personally driving the car because he hates America and wanted to knock down the border wall to let all his terrorist friends come pouring through like a swarm of deadly animals…

And I saw one of the terrorists and the terrorist looked at me. 

It’s the biggest offseason for the Mariners in 20 years and they’ve already made two moves: trading for a utility guy and then a salary dump. 

What a fucking nerd. He deserves one million swirlies.

Oh I'm not feeling good about this one.