Uaarkson

If advanced civilizations really are flying around in our atmosphere, it’s most assuredly unmanned drones.

The chances of life meeting other life are only near zero if warp drive technology is actually impossible (requires large amounts of negative mass, which does not appear to exist anywhere in the universe). Who knows, maybe it can be created in the lab!

1 minute ago, osxmatt said:

While I do believe aliens exist, I find it hard to square that they’ve mastered the art of intergalactic space travel but need to be within our atmosphere to monitor us or take various readings. 

While I do believe Europeans exist, I find it hard to square that they’ve mastered the art of oceanic travel but need to land on our beaches to monitor us or take our spices.

My dad and his brother saw a glowing orb about the size of a pickup truck 100 ft above the street when they were kids (this would have been around 1969). He said it moved parallel with the road, made a perfect 90 degree turn and then continued down the street. He said it made an extremely loud noise like a vacuum cleaner and had multiple colors like a soap bubble.

Let’s fucking gooooo

Buttholes are the best.

1 hour ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

GBP made an entire post about it!

Oh! I didn’t even see it.

What’s the deal with this movie anyway? I can’t figure out why it’s supposed to be “bad”?

Yeah 60k miles is nothing. Anything closer than the moon is really fucking close.

You guys didn’t seriously click on that shit did you?

Man. What a fucking dope.

3 minutes ago, silentbob said:

Anyone else in the “Leaving Reality” category or is just me. I know I’ve seen a UFO and dealing with ghosts/spirits at my projectionist job. 

Who knows man? I’m curious to hear your ufo and ghost stories.

The Mike Pence Fly is a certified hood classic.

How exactly does this “herald the end of dollar hegemony” lmao?

This dude should be dead. Huh.

2 hours ago, Jason said:

Texas Governor Adds Backup Prayer System To State Electricity Grid

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AUSTIN, TX—Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. “To prevent the deadly outages we’ve experienced over the last few...

 

I had to do a double take on this, which is sad.

Constant protests are a sign of a healthy democracy.

41 minutes ago, CayceG said:

Everyone that believes in this whole UFO thing is either a mark getting worked into a shoot or a jabroni working their kayfabe. 

You can call me whatever you’d like,

There are a few areas in Ohio and Illinois with AQIs in the 300s right now.

210 in the D.

Polish invasion of Russia when?

Lmao.

Yeah, lots of bad taste posting ITT