SmugPrick

Congrats! Monumental achievement! Personally speaking, I need the write off though. The difference between paying in 17,000 (after claiming 0, mind you) and only 7,000. My 2020 Raptor is paid off though and only debt being the mortgage. My treat to myself after I paid off the truck was a Benelli M4 H20 Tactical with an eotech red dot and other goodies attached. 

12 hours ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

10/10 would recommend vasectomy 

i got one at 24. Ive lived a good life. 

21 hours ago, Fizzzzle said:

Socks are just something I never think to buy, I guess. I'll reach for a sock in the morning, realize that all of my socks have holes in them, shrug and put them on anyway, then forget about it until the next time I put on socks. By the time my birthday or christmas rolls around, all I want is socks.

I replace my socks after one use. I think its disgusting to reuse socks. Just like it would be disgusting to reuse a condom. 

6 hours ago, Mr.Vic20 said:

This is the reason I keep my workout to running and weight/cardo activities where I can use a personal set of free weights and a bench. Having to go to a public gym to workout is just the extra detraction I need to end up skipping workouts and then ultimately dropping out of my fitness routine all together. 

I like having my own shit. Have basically a full gym that takes up half the garage. Ill take that over dealing with the absolute idiots. Ive spent 20 years going to gyms and I just cant deal with the idiots anymore. Machine campers, treadmill walkers that go for 90 minutes, people that have their  heads buried in their phones as they walk and expect me to move for them, the try hards, etc. I couldnt fathom going to a gym in 2023 with the amount of people that record their workouts by setting up tripods at every bench, machine or rack. Nor do I care to see every chick wearing pants that go up the crack of their asshole and get pissed if you accidentally stare down at them.  The gym isnt the gym anymore. The camaraderie is gone and its full of "influencers" 

I want to build a house with my own hands. 

On 12/31/2022 at 8:30 PM, Ominous said:

 

I make more than her, why would I want her to spend money on me?

because Im sure your wife wants to treat you regardless. i spent 3x as much as she did as I make 3x more than she does. Made sense. 

On 12/25/2022 at 4:34 PM, Ominous said:

Nothing. I'm grown.

Sucks, gf got me a Milwaukee tool box. Tell your wife to step her game up. 

Safeway lol

What dud you get from that fat bastard?

On 12/14/2022 at 11:26 PM, Greatoneshere said:

It's Darren Aronofsky so I'm definitely seeing it, despite the film getting pretty divisive reviews. But so did The Fountain, Noah, and Mother and I really enjoyed the hell out of all of those. 

why not The Wrestler?

ill have my lube ready

hollywood and the gaming industry are both creatively bankrupt right now. 

I have a sleep number i8 so technically im sleeping on an air mattress.

doesnt matter to be but Ive lost count over the years myself. 

Great. Cant wait to see ads in game for the countdown to Thursday Night Football in the fall

No one should be surprised by this. Years ago, someone sued Winnebago because no where in the manual did it say you can exit the driver seat while on the road and go to the back to hang out. They crashed the winnebago and won the lawsuit. 

oh well, always thought that dude was a small turd

On 11/27/2022 at 9:27 AM, Keyser_Soze said:

I dunno if we are sworn to secrecy or what but it rhymes with Tedophilia

if you are sworn to secrecy you are aiding and abetting

On 10/1/2022 at 2:32 AM, Fizzzzle said:

Yes, I have. I either don't notice a difference or it's been long enough that I forgot what the differences are at this point.

 

Except LET ME UNPIN CHAT FROM THE TASKBAR YOU TWATS

download Revo Uninstaller Pro. I got rid of all the windows 11 bloatware  with it. 

also download start 11 to get rid of the awful start menu, bottom bar. 

sounds like you got Suge Knight'd

7 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said:

 

@Rachel

whats the big secret?

Just now, SuperSpreader said:

 

 

lets cut the foreplay and get to the point. What did he do?

so what happened to his dude? ive seen a few threads talking about "what he did". 

....WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO>?

i dont do left overs.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my D1P friends and foes