LazyPiranha

Evil Dead II and it’s not even close.

49 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

 

GUESS WHO HAS NEVER USED A DELIVERY APP!?!?

 

In fact, I don't believe in the concept of "food delivery" at all.

Not to start shit, but why?  I almost never use DoorDash/Uber/whatever but a local pizza or Chinese place?  Sure.

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim

Pocket Card Jockey: Ride On!

Bayonetta 3
Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare (GBC)
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart
Link’s Awakening (Switch)
No More Heroes 3
Nier Replicant some decimal or another
Stray
Immortality

Fear & Hunger
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

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Resident Evil 4 (2023)

This is a weird one because I really loved it and thought it was excellent throughout, but I also can’t think of a single thing it does better than the original outside of graphics.  It’s a fun reimagining of the original, it makes enough changes to not be a rote retread and balances things to be more in line with modern games, but it doesn’t quite come off the same.  Years from now when I have a hankering to play RE4, I’ll probably reach for the OG before this one.

That said, it’s a hell of a game.  Great action, great fun, great atmosphere, literally if it wasn’t being compared to one of the best games ever made I’d say it was perfect.  

Good lord clicked on this to read the latest post and I honestly thought I was accidentally reading a years old post.  We’re STILL talking about TLJ?  
 

TLJ works as a fascinating mirror of the person critiquing it.  If anyone ever has shit to say about the physics of TLJ while they sit contentedly watching a skyscraper sized worm living in the vacuum of space somehow sustaining itself on a diet of hapless spaceships, then they a fool.  

Museums, like libraries, to some are sacrosanct.  Indiana Jones is considered the good guy for stealing shit because it belongs in a museum.  Most people didn’t know or didn’t care how the sausage was made.  There was a while back in high school where I thought it would be cool to own a real human skull and I would look up places and how much they cost, etc.  Never once did it cross my mind that it was highly unlikely whoever’s skull was for sale knowingly offered it up before they died, and once that option is off the table there’s really no good ones left.  
 

4 hours ago, Bacon said:

I'm sure he'll weasel his way out of paying.

Oh I don’t doubt that.  The difference is he’ll have to spend the rest of his life ducking and weaving and will be a constant source of anger and stress.  

The real lesson of Bioshock: you can murder one kid, as treat.

Satisfying to see, but I don’t imagine that holding true when there’s an actual election at stake.

1 minute ago, Spork3245 said:

 

So... the GOP is using the 13 year old mean girls strategy 

That’s not fair.  13 year olds are better at typing their texts without typos.

The man can finally blink

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1 hour ago, Reputator said:

 

I see you complaining, but don't you constantly tell the algorithm that's what you like to read? I don't do that and I get almost all left wing posts.

The algorithm doesn’t give you what you WANT, it gives you what will keep you reading, and rage keeps page views up.  Even in my following tab o still get ads for shit my follows would never lead you to think I’m interested in even slightly.  My “for you” tab is only vaguely tolerable because I block constantly and even then I get crypto bullshit and other nonsense constantly.

Apparently Biden’s spokesperson had to clarify that neither he or any US official has actually seen pictures or independently confirmed for the beheaded infants, they just took Netanyahu’s word and media reports at face value.

1 minute ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

So far in the speech, he's:

- chastised Netanyahu for not helping out with the assassination of Soleimani

- called Hezbollah "smart" for attacking Israel from the north

That’s a bold tactic I suppose.

Make him the speaker for the lulz.

So, what, she fucked a priest?

I haven’t had cable for well over a decade because of the cost and I genuinely don’t understand how/why people afford to pay for it anymore.  It was quasi-sane back then to pay $100 a month to get cable, internet, and a land line but then they ballooned it to $200+ and cutting the landline would actually cost me money, so I just flipped between Verizon and comcast every two years to pay $30 a month for internet alone.  
 

It would be amusing to watch “disrupters” slowly rebuild what existed before but shittier if a bunch of VC assholes didn’t get rich and cash out in the process.

I heard someone unironically say that Taylor Swift is a part of the deep state because the song Anti-hero has the line “sexy baby” in it and that’s code talk for secret democrat pedos.

33 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

 

Large numbers of dead IDF personnel in the hellscape of urban warfare in Gaza City.

I guess what I mean is there a larger goal than kill a bunch of IDF with a home field advantage or is this a known Pyrrhic victory at best?

Not to be entirely stupid, but to what end?

1 hour ago, silentbob said:

The internet is the Best/Worst thing humans have created.

Ain’t no “best” about it.

I think the first game is largely considered mediocre, so not porting it isn’t a surprise.  

At this point what do dems have to gain by NOT voting for McCarthy and ending the charade?