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Police use dogs to sniff for drugs because dogs are narcs. Cats are too cool to rat you out.

Trump attacks RFK Jr for his position on vaccines and said he’d vote for Biden over him if given a chance. This comes after polls show RFK Jr pulling more votes away from Trump than Biden.

Pussies belong on pillows.

I once had a summer fling with a tech girl and can confirm she was very cool. 

Anyone who thinks it’s two movies is siding with Harvey Weinstein.

1 hour ago, Greatoneshere said:

Same - it's an enormous epic and is clearly meant to be watched as one. I can't imagine how much minds would have been blown had the 4-hour single film version been released into theaters (or something close to it). So much happens in those two movies it would have been crazy.

I think about this hypothetical a lot. It certainly would have changed the conversation around Kill Bill and how its viewed. But also I fail to see a four hour movie having the kind of success that Tarantino needed at the time. He hadn't released a movie in 6 years and while it has since be reevaluated Jackie Brown was seen as somehwhat of a disappointment after Pulp Fiction so he really needed to bounce back.

24 minutes ago, TheLeon said:

I would love for the One True Kill Bill to be readily available to see by legit means. That’s when I’ll consider it a proper film. 

He's screened The Whole Bloody Affair at his Beverley Cinema theater a couple times if that counts.

I don't have any tattoos yet but was thinking of saving up and treating myself to one on my birthday.

Truly feels like watching the downfall of America in real time. Honestly jealous of those who still maintain their normalcy bias in times like these.

If you only watch Kill Bill as two movies then of course you’re gonna view it as two movies lol. But they work much better back to back. I don’t know anyone who has watched both back to back and said they felt like two separate movies.

5 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

Are blue, pink, and white not the trans flag colors?

Light blue, light pink, and white, yes.  But his nails are hot pink, green, and I think I saw some purple when I saw it last night.

On 12/13/2023 at 3:55 PM, Kal-El814 said:

Having the thumbnail be someone aiming down sight with their fingernails painted trans flag colors is… a choice.

For the record those aren’t the trans flag colors. But it’s certainly was a deliberate choice for the sniper to have brightly painted nails.

An incredibly dumb and shallow movie masquerading as something important and profound. It has so little to actually say about the state of the world or humanity in general, and what it chooses to say is pretty obvious and communicated in ham-fisted ways. It has the look and appearance of an A24 movie but with the intellect and subtlety of Michael Bay. 

To address some concerns people had, I personally don’t see it as a dangerous movie that encourages violence. It's not really a movie where you are rooting for sides, though I guess ultimately you are siding against the president. I don’t see it as a right-wing wish fulfillment movie either, but it also avoids saying much of anything that would offend conservatives other than Offerman as president basically being Trump-lite (and really lite at that)

But if the trailers turn you off from the very idea of this movie I don't think you will be won over by this movie. I suspected early on this one would appeal to me, but I wanted to like it because Garland is interesting. A few people I trust approved so I gave it a shot and it turns out my initial feeling was correct.

His whole retiring after 10 movies thing is dumb. Also I'm not sure if he's counting both volumes of Kill Bill as one movie* or not counting Death Proof as a movie, because otherwise he has already released 10 movies.

*I personally count the Kill Bills as a single movie. If you can watch them both in the same day it's quite the experience.

Donald Trump dementia evidence "overwhelming," says top psychiatrist

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Dr. Lance Dodes wrote that the former president showed signs of "confusion about reality" and "would have to be immediately removed from office" if elected.

Remember when John Stewart said Biden and Trump’s mental declines were similar? Actual experts say that is not true at all. Biden’s memory issues seem to be normal for someone his age, while Trump is showing signs of advanced dementia.

19 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said:

 

Kimmel should mess with him and tell him "I'm Joe Biden you dummy!" To see what happens 

Oh we’re definitely getting a response tonight.

He’s been getting people mixed up more often these days. Calls Biden Obama and refers to Melania as “Mercedes”.

My girlfriend is at work texting me about how horny she is so she’ll be coming over later after she gets off.

17 minutes ago, Biggie said:

Jesus that’s incredible. Imagine if a dog/animal had found it first. 

Then Rex gets a little treat for being a good boy.

If touching myself to the memory of sexy times with exes I no longer speak to counts then sure.

5 minutes ago, Biggie said:

So does he have a penis?

After his ex-wife cut it off she drove around with it for a bit before throwing it into someone’s yard. After his penis was found they were able to reattach it.

Twin Peaks: The Return felt very different from the first two seasons, but in the best way possible.

I was just kidding @best3444 @Biggie  It’s all love.

I knew in my heart that Larry David wasn’t telegraph from the beginning of this season that he was gonna repeat the Seinfeld finale without there being some sort of twist. I enjoyed the fake out ending with Jerry showing up to essentially apologize for the Seinfeld finale. I never hated how that show ended but this ending makes the case against it. It is more satisfying seeing Larry free at the end. We know he’s not a good person but we followed him for two decades and we want him to be in a relatively okay place at the end.
 

Not gonna lie I got a little emotional seeing the main cast together at the end, still bickering as always. Lewis was not looking great this season but glad he was able join this season, especially in the final scene. Lewis may be gone but the fictional version of him on Curb still lives and that is a truly comforting thought.

4 hours ago, Biggie said:

You should post in my “I’m horny” thread

 

 

I’m scared to 

More like ticket bastard amirite