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Have the day off, girlfriend woke me up with titties and coffee. We’re off to a great start. 

It’s been years since I’ve seen Conan go into full maniac mode. I didn’t think he still had it in him.

I wasn’t allowed to watch the original show growing up because my mom thought it was violent, but I’ve since seen a little as a kid. I don’t think it holds up as well as an adult. But this show is actually a huge improvement over the original while still maintaining the same style and tone. I really hated how What If looked like but this looks great.

Superhero stuff really is much better suited for animation. This and Spider-Verse have much more vibrant and imaginative action that anything from the last few decades of live-action adaptations.

That last episode got me. 

I’m filing this away in the “Potential Jeopardy Questions” folder of my memory.

People don't realize but if Trump takes power again he will use the insurrection act to use the military against any protest he's against. News like this sucks but it's just a small taste of what could potentially be in our future.

I’ll admit it’s kinda funny that a movie called Civil War turned out to be divisive.

I appreciate boobs of all sizes. All boobs are good boobs IMO. But my girlfriend’s are huge and I’m obsessed (and a little jealous too )

15 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

I’m working on it. We’re trying the ENM thing for a bit. I’ve met a couple people and talking to another right now. The online stuff is hard. But it’s been a ton of progress for someone who rejected their sexuality for so long and has been with one person in the last two decades.

I’m glad you’re getting to have some fun with the girls. Being with another woman feels a lot different, not just physically but the vibe as well. 

Will it explore the history of Monopoly and how it was originally created to be a satire of capitalism and wealth inequality?

1 hour ago, stepee said:

 

I’m big on the vagina that thing is wild

Pussy is nice but girl dick is nice too.

3 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

I definitely like the titty play. Working on getting below the waist next time. 

Nice do you have a play friend?

3 hours ago, Biggie said:

Can you guess what I want? 

You want to be a lesbian?

1 hour ago, best3444 said:

I fully endorse this thread. 

I give the people what they want.

My girlfriend and I love playing with each other’s boobs. Highly recommend.

Oh I thought you needed more female opinions. I guess I don’t count.  

Registered for IGN back in 2002 and discovered the CEB in 2009 I think. At first I mostly lurked because I was intimidated by how much everyone knew. When you grow up in a state with such a poor education system finding a place like CEB was such an important part of my intellectual development.

It will be a musical in the sense that Gaga’s character is a singer and will feature numbers where she sings but it won’t be one of those musicals where they spontaneously break out into song. Think Once or A Star is Born.

I thought the first Joker was pretty good all things considered but part of the appeal was that it was sold as a one and done. Making a sequel takes that away, but if you’re gonna make another one at least go weird with it, and making a music-centered sequel is certainly weird. I like Gaga so I’m in.

Driving his white bronco off into the sunset.

People are making a big deal about this because it’s KISS but a lot of other acts with “integrity” like Bruce Springsteen have already sold their catalog so they’re just following the trend of other legacy bands.

Recently did a rewatch on Freaks and Geeks and I really appreciated his character more now that I’m older. An actor with both humor and pathos. I hold that show so close to my heart and I’m grateful for all the actors who

made it work. RIP

Resurrections had some interesting idea but suffered from surprisingly so-so action scenes. When you think of a Matrix movie with modern day effects you expect something visually mind-blowing and it sadly did not deliver in that department.

The world is compelling enough that you could tell others stories within that world but at the same time it’s gonna be real hard to move beyond that OG cast. Even Resurrections suffers from the lack of Laurence Fishburne.

They won’t be doing pop songs, they’ll be dinging standards like New York, New York. It will be a diegetic musical like A Star is Born, where singing is part of the story.

5 hours ago, LazyPiranha said:

You have to be seriously deluded to think that fat fuck is going to be alive in nine years.

I don’t see America being alive in nine years if he serves a third term.

Will Smith desperately needs this one to be a hit to regain some public goodwill so I’m interested to see how this one does because the stakes are much higher than usual.

13 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Nickelodeon Announces Dan Schneider Has Been Chemically Castrated With Slime

WWW.THEONION.COM

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LOS ANGELES—Saying the channel would do everything in its power to make up for the writer and producer’s years of toxic, abusive behavior, Nickelodeon announced Thursday that Dan Schneider had been chemically castrated with slime. “While in his powerful position at Nickelodeon, Mr...

 

This is a good example of how to joke about this situation, btw. The butt of the joke is properly place and it doesn’t come across as flippant. The Onion are masters at this.