Derek

46 minutes ago, SoberChef said:

So who's going to jail first? The former POTUS or Kang!?

I'd wager, neither. 🤔

5 hours ago, Ominous said:

It gives me time to look them up and realize that they are probably going to ask me a stupid question.

Exactly. That's why I always try to include the stupid question(s) right after the greeting. Like... 'Hi. Do you like cameras and video games?' 

I used to love Oreos, but over the last several+ years, the effort to clean them out of my teeth outweighs my enjoyment of the taste. 

Where did they crash at, that nobody can find them? (Haven't seen it). Looks cold, though.

Watched it last night. I thought it was decent. I did like Batista.

They should get Grant Gustin to replace him.

Never would've guessed that Beyoncé had that many fans in Utah.

His bodyguard challenged the attackers to a fight to a fight. 10k if they win. Death if they lose. No rules, baby!

Tekashi 6ix9ine's Bodyguard Challenges His Attackers to $10K Fight

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Tekashi 6ix9ine's bodyguard is denying social media rumors he was the one who orchestrated 69's beatdown in a FL gym ... instead challenging his attackers to a...

So how much is this bastard going to make this weekend? Projections claim 65 to 70 Million. 

I'm going to guess closer to 75. People are going to get high and then watch Keanu take on the High Table.

6 hours ago, thewhyteboar said:

I'm hearing from sources that the arrest was delayed until the police could locate child-sized handcuffs.

5 hours ago, GeneticBlueprint said:

They just need to ask the Border Patrol. 

Great job, gentlemen!

2 hours ago, Greatoneshere said:

I'm curious to see how this'll turn out.

No need to be curious. Has Mr. Cage ever done a bad movie?

On 3/18/2023 at 12:39 PM, best3444 said:

Not that great at all or funny. Home alone on meth really. 

I'm conflicted. You have a very negative review followed by a very positive one.

It's always difficult when someone we love dies, especially when it's randomly. 

Fuck, man. What a shitty weekend.

That's terrible. R.I.P.

18 minutes ago, DarkStar189 said:

I wouldn’t have thought to do any of those, but now……

Same. I dont know about the last 2, but I am curious about using it like a magnifying glass and starting a bonfire with it. I think I would feel like a superhero, channeling the power of the Sun!

2 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

Is this an innuendo?

Wade, spread those buns and show us where the Colonel's men stuck their meat in order to make you a beta (tester).

I thought this was kind of fun...

Jonathan Majors gets vindication as MCU fans realize the ‘Creed’ movies really are part of the Marvel multiverse

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We're sorry we ever doubted you, Mr. Majors.

Something about Rocky appearing in a Marvel GI Joe comic years ago.

6 minutes ago, Bacon said:

no

however, if wade's bun was pulled back to expose the chicken it would look much better

Yeah. I agree. I said gross, but that's not what I meant. 

6 hours ago, Bacon said:

inspired

Is it weird that I think this looks delicious

4 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

What about this KFC sandwich I bought to get into the Diablo IV early access beta?

 

 And this one looks gross?

I haven't watched this yet. Does season 1 wrap up a story or leave us with a cliff hanger?

This will determine if I check it out one day or completely forget it.

'Cocaine cat' escaped owner, will now live at Cincinnati Zoo | AP News

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An African serval cat that was found with cocaine in its system after an escape at a traffic stop now calls the Cincinnati Zoo home, much to the delight of social media users still...

I'm guessing the driver gave his cocaine stash to wild cat when he was getting pulled over?

Just got Pillars of Eternity on the Switch. Probably won't play it for awhile, but it was the last day of the sale.