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The season is already a success.

You trade all that for a quarterback and don’t trust him when the game is on the line??? You’d rather attempt a 64 yard field goal?? Insane. 

Oh I enjoyed that. 

Geno MVP season starts now. 

Julio is just so cool and the absolute perfect player to help usher in this new era of Mariners baseball. 

5 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

It's harder than usual listening to Collinsworth tonight. He sounds like a dying bitch right now.

Seriously what is up. He sounds like he's aged 1000 years since last season.

3 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

That was the absolute greatest game I’ve ever seen in person. 
 

Can I become a Mariners fan now?

It’s not always like this! 
Usually the opposite. 

1 hour ago, Brick said:

 

What is that? There's a VR experience by that name, but that's obviously not what you are talking about. 

The character from the Secrets of Nimh. 

Nicodemus scared the shit out of me as a kid.

Disney is just laughing at us.

Ichiro - the way he played baseball, the way he carried himself is just utterly unique. Like no one else on the planet.

Ennio Morricone - a legend, created some of the most recognizable pieces, as well as some of the most beautiful. His scores can be so different, yet so undeniably him.

No Andrew Whitworth. 

I mean, c’mon. 

Just now, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

 

 

Not to burst anyone's bubble, but that's a parody account

 

Still. Nothing I said was wrong. 

18 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said:

 

This is why the English should never be let off their vile little island. 

Harry and Meghan: The union of two great houses, the Windsors and the Celebrities, is complete

WWW.IRISHTIMES.COM

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After Harry and Meghan, the monarchy looks archaic and racist. Well duh

This article is over a year old but really gets at why so many people aren’t mourning. 
 

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Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it’s like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.

So the CIA is about to topple another fundamentalist religious regime. Nice. 

There’s a tiny, dirty, shameful little part of me that is sad Trump isn’t president right now just because I’m curious how he would fuck up the royal funeral.