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Huge spike in new cases today in Michigan. 77 in Oakland County alone.

If it is, I sure fucking hope it works.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/18/politics/mario-diaz-balart-coronavirus/index.html

It’s officially in Congress 

1 minute ago, TheLeon said:

Grocery stores will have to stay open in some capacity pretty much no matter what, right? So at least I have some job security. 

Yeah, I mean until the national guard takes over.

The short term hit to the economy is going to be unlike anything any of us have ever seen

1 hour ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said:

Got em!! There will be no escape from this. He’s going down. 

This is sarcasm right

Only one new confirmed case in Michigan today. Good news, but I can’t help but think it ain’t because containment is working 

I love Bernie but if 1+ million people end up voting for him and handing the election to Trump again, then fuck him and fuck them.

I love it when rich people lose tons of money. I don’t love it when normal working folks are watching their 401ks dissolve.

4 hours ago, chakoo said:

 

by Teapot Jeffries at resetera

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-dow-is-down-aka-stock-market-watch-2020-update-bear-is-victorious.133055/post-29933556

So this shit is extra fucking hilarious now.

The virus needs to get McConnell, not Trump.

5 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Also to be clear, Romney is only calling for a one-time cash payment as a stimulus, not $1,000 per month.

Feed this opportunistic fuck to the 47%

17 minutes ago, mclumber1 said:

The Republicans are going to give us universal healthcare, UBI, and and an effective carbon plan before the Democrats.  

Yep, along with whites-only immigration, the end of Roe V. Wade, Brown vs. Board, and a dictator in the White House.

So I just lost my job. I work for a small telecom company with about 30 employees. Instead of giving us paid time off, they just shut the whole company down "until further notice." The email ended with instructions on how to collect unemployment.

Imagine trying to explain to him why he has to get a second test if he already took one.

16 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

CNN is reporting that Trump's Covid 19 test from least night is negative 

Good news. That means he could still get it.

Don’t worry guys, car-centric municipalities are going to start going bankrupt left and right over the next two decades. Those that adapt by implementing bottom-up, community oriented & URBAN planning strategies, and invest in progressive zoning and public transit will survive. Municipalities consisting of nothing but big-box retail and suburban tract housing will run out of money and they will have two options - a continual tax-cutting race to the bottom with dwindling services and crumbling infrastructure, or a high-tax scenario which will result in stagnant growth 

Rehab isn’t magic. Its results are good in some places and bad in others. He needs to want it.

Good thing our supply chains will be up and running while we all die.

LMAO

Full on panic-buying across the state of Michigan today.

14 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

There's a lot the future is going to study about these last few years. We are all going to be lumped in together as the worst generation.

That’s only if we avoid being the Last generation 

This is the most exciting day since 9/11! 

Lmfao.