mrbiggsly

The benzene will take care of the virus

1 hour ago, Massdriver said:

Imagine a small rogue black hole just flying through our solar system and knocking earth out of orbit. Good stuff.

We should be so lucky

I like the minor key my country tis of thee

11 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

The Senate still sits after the election, right? I can already see a lame duck Senate and Trump appointing a hard-right judge in December if they got the chance.

I'd be shocked if they didn't

7 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Good news, the Republican Senate in Michigan has figured out a legal way to bypass the Democratic governor altogether and stop the emergency powers and restrictions!!

 

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2020/05/04/shirkey-petition-drive-limit-michigan-governor-emergency-powers-no-1-priority/3077087001/

 

 

 

Think they can find 340,000 suburban hog people to sign the petition?

If my facebook feed is any indication, yes

1 hour ago, Chairslinger said:

 

 

To be fair, they probably spent the first couple days of stay at home orders trying to choke down the contents of their Bakker buckets and decided, "Fuck it, anything's better than that".

 

It's easy to judge others harshly when you've never tasted what Jim Bakker thinks spicy Mexican food that is sold by the pound tastes like.

I consider myself fortunate because I don't know what that is

lol dirty cops tormented general flynn

Awesome my Trump letter is coming today. You can see the signature through the envelope

Grinders are delicious, you're crazy

26 minutes ago, Chris- said:

Don’t you dare fucking joke about that. 

I should be able to guillotine my own post

The only viable option is Hillary

Trump brought Bill Clinton's accusers to a debate. No one cares about the hypocrisy

It's almost like Trump doesn't give a fuck about workers

Michigan is going to open up testing to people with mild symptoms and essential worker who are still going to work in person.

1 hour ago, SilentWorld said:

I just wanna visit my barber tbh. 

Me too, I'm starting to rock an afro again. It's no good

I like my fusion. It's a shame that they don't make cars anymore

7 hours ago, sblfilms said:

So our drive in got approval to host graduation ceremonies. Already booked 3, hoping to get 10-15. Would float us another few months. 

I heard they're doing drive in funerals you should check on that

So much better than our anthem

New California U Plus Deluxe

Canada South

17,000 is like 6 days now, right?

Trump has to personally sign all the checks so it'll take a while

Riley really needs to stop trolling us with his competent government

Yeah fuck this country

https://www.wzzm13.com/mobile/article/news/health/coronavirus/health-department-can-now-fine-1000-for/69-9f671916-25ed-4ecb-9a6a-17063dc73d9b

Michigan to start fining people who violate the lockdown

Do we really need an upvote and a like?