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1 minute ago, SFLUFAN said:

It's one of the things they actually got right, but it doesn't balance out anime and sushi!

Excuse me, but the Super Mario Bros and Legend of Zelda would like a word.

9 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Not even that would suffice.

 

I would suggest to them that they seriously contemplate ritual suicide.

How Japanese of you.

1 hour ago, RedSoxFan9 said:

Killing baby hitler wouldn’t have stopped facism is Germany 

There was an episode of the Outer Limits (the reboot on CW or UPN or whatever it was at the time) where an episode involved killing baby Hitler. 

The women goes back in time and succeeds, but the nanny of the Hitler household catches her in the act of jumping into the freezing river with the baby and drowning. The nanny then steals a baby from a random homeless Jewish woman and brings it back to the Hitler household. 

The problem wasn’t Hitler himself, it was the environment and the world he encountered as he grew up. 

There was also some documentary I watched about cloning in high school, where Jane Curtin and John Lithgow play these white supremacists who make a bunch of Hitler clones, the problem is that none of them become Hitler as they intended; one becomes an incredible car salesman, another becomes an amazing sports commentator, etc.

So Shapiro is coming up short here as usual despite the low hanging fruit of his argument. 

So I’m curious who the sources for Buzzfeed were, because this is pretty bad.

Just now, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

Some of you guys just keep blowing your loads too early.

Spoken like my ex-girlfriend.

I mean... uh... look over there!

I present to you, the stupidest fucking take I've ever read regarding the banquet:

Guys, I'm beginning to think that not only is the pee pee tape real, but it's actually of Lindsey Graham getting pissed on by male Russian hookers.

Great thread that's worth a read.

3 hours ago, RedSoxFan9 said:

They're broke 20 years olds so I doubt they'll pass up anything that is free

I doubt athletes that are watching their diets want to be eating fast food that they can get ANYWHERE, rather than, you know, something different while dining in the WHITE HOUSE.

3 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

That is the very definition of "The Useful Idiot", a role Trump fits PERFECTLY. He's no doubt compromised,  probably financially through his dealings with Russians starting in the early 2000's until recently.

He's definitely financially compromised. His idiot sons literally said on air that most of their money comes from Eastern Europe.

1 minute ago, PaladinSolo said:

He's the exact response, lol. 

 

 

Either he's a retard or he's seriously in bed with Russia. How can you not say "no, I am not working with Russia."?

Jesus Christ, it's a yes or no question.

Man, remember Helsinki?

That seems like a decade ago.

Everyone freaking out over her has made me sick of her already. Between her, Hillary Clinton, her emails, and the Obamas, we found plenty of things to build the wall out of that people can’t seem to get over. 

Didn’t she call Trump a pussy?

1 hour ago, Greatoneshere said:

 

Journalists are supposed to have balls. That's their job to push and prod and test the President. Who wants to even try? 

 

Real journalists, one would hope. 

 

Jonathan Karl definitely fact checked the shit out of Mike Pence today.

No wonder he's called Mike Dense.

EDIT: Holy shit, I just watched that other video. Back in the gimp cage for you Pence.

4 hours ago, Greatoneshere said:

I was speaking towards confronting Trump directly about his lies, not just calling him a liar on air. 

 

After the shit storm with Jim Acosta, who wants to even try? I mean, I would, but I'm an asshole who LOVES triggering assholes like Trump.

1 hour ago, Greatoneshere said:

 

Bullshit. Pence has repeatedly been described as dumb as shit. Why would you presume he has any savviness whatsoever?

 

https://hyperallergic.com/339631/vice-president-elect-mike-pence-made-strange-comic-strips-while-in-law-school/

Don't Republicans call him "Mike Dense" behind his back?

Also, the reason Manafort most likely told Trump to pick him was because he would be like the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

These goofy deals of Schumer never cease to amaze me.

Shutdown money?

2 hours ago, Jason said:

 

Wait a minute, is he trying to claim there isn’t a shutdown?

41 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

I love tweets that age like a fine wine!

Besides sex, nothing brings me greater pleasure than watching the Presidency become the worst thing to happen to the Trumps.

9 hours ago, skillzdadirecta said:

 

It's a race to the bottom... and with their new subscription service, they won't be beholden to advertiser anymore so it's only going to get worse.

Old people don’t know how to use streaming services.

6 hours ago, Jason said:

NO FUNNY YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

 

 

I'm trying to figure out what he's saying here.

3 hours ago, Jason said:

 

"the lovely Lisa Page, his lover"

Jesus fucking Christ.