Pretzel

On 9/9/2020 at 2:27 AM, projectmayhem said:

Luke made the transition early last year, and as a result I find his new feminine identity extremely unattractive. 

 

Unless he's still sporting that sweaty hog between his legs. 

Cant beat the big hog between those titan quads. 

On 8/19/2020 at 5:14 PM, DutchOven said:

Hello old friend!  We used to have quite the adventures!

Hello Luke. I have a question. Why is your driveatar in Forza Horizon a woman?

On 8/16/2020 at 11:29 PM, DutchOven said:

Hmmmm....

 

@Pretzel @Derek @Siebzehn

I know you from somewhere.  You remind me of a guy that we used to call Titan Quads. 

2 hours ago, Jtwo said:

Hey! I am here now.

 

I think I had an account when it was bad cartridge but I suppose it had been so long my account got deleted.

Hey buddy. What’s shakin 

I’ve been drinking a lot tonight. So I’m not sure if this has anything to do with this thread. But let’s all have some hardcore butt sex

44 minutes ago, Rachel said:

who r u

A very intelligent and wise man. 

56 minutes ago, heyf00L said:

It wasn't me.

Seeing you reminds me of being banned. 

7 minutes ago, Rachel said:

He’s still got his bootyhole

And I got a few good finger tips.

Meh... I'm still going to be calling them the Redskins.  I think most people in this area will be as well. 

I was yes.  Then I looked outside yesterday and saw a damn ground hog running across my lawn with a tomato plant.  

10 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

I'm missing tonsils, a rib, my appendix and a finger tip. I'm a mess. 

So you are incapable of providing any sexual pleasure at all?

On 5/27/2020 at 7:19 PM, Boyle5150 said:

I miss @Pretzel

Reporting for duty

I noticed that you tagged this “PCCB”. So I assume you’d like a cock and shaft in the ass for thanksgiving? 

I drive in there every day to the Coke plant on Erie Ave. I don’t get to see a lot of art in that part of town. 

On 11/14/2018 at 4:18 PM, BasemntDweller2 said:

Come to Philly where we can throw snowballs and batteries at Santa. Pay no mind to the ridiculous city wage tax or the soda tax. 

I don’t know how anyone lives in Philly. The traffic is terrible. 76 sucks nuts. 

That looks like a penis. This game developer should be ashamed. 

@Derek Wanted to know if you’ve had relations with any Asian men. Or women. 

Are cats as delicious as they say?

I completely tossed my old career out of the window two years ago. I was so burned out and tired of walking into the same ol office building doing the same ol shit. I ended up becoming a truck driver for Coca Cola. Set out to see America. I’ve been to 39 states and seen a ton of people. Now though, I stay around Virginia and Pennsylvania. 

Also, I just noticed that my avatar is a P. That does not stand for penis. 

Hello, Nokra

I am alive and well. It is true that I am married (to a woman). We also just bought a house and moved in last week. My current job keeps me rather busy so I don’t have a lot of time to post anymore. I will try to swing by more often. Also, is it now socially acceptable to post about rock hard cocks, man on man intercourse and Double Dutch Rudders on the PC board?