Minnesota Fatz

How old are you?

Only if I'm drunk enough to not care. Like in Mexico I'll get out and use the bathroom until my swim up bar fun has gotten too int bae. But generally no, because it's enclosed water and the pee isn't gonna go anywhere. But I'll pee sober in a natural source of water anytime (ocean, lake, river, etc).

20 minutes ago, Captain Pickle said:

 

sorry you guys were raises as classless ketchup kidz

Cilantro is genetics (master race doesn't like cilantro) and IPA just tastes like shit. 

3 hours ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

Your bias against Hailey is more evident with each post you make. 

Uh, I'm not trying to hide it?

2 hours ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

Selena is a Mickey Mouse cadet and Hailey is a model. There is nothing more to discuss. Discord has spoken.  The world has spoken.  Please move on and lock. 

People aren't agreeing with my opinion. Lock the thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

You hand picked the photos you liked of Selena and didn’t like of Hailey. I posted a string of Hailey photos that shows the range of her beauty in Discord along with bad ones of Selena to balance out the only good pics of her.  The matter was discussed and decided on in Discord. Beiber picked the right girl and may he experience a life of happiness with her. Please lock. 

Lol I included two of Hailey's best photos (the first and last) where she almost actually looks like a woman... almost. I wanted to post worse ones of course but I kept myself accountable and kept the photos even and fair for both. But since you're so insistent on sharing unflattering photos too, here we go!

I'm a pirate legend so I'm more atttacted to def's avatar so I voted for him 

26 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

I posted a range of photos of Hailey to demonstrate the variance of her looks, which is quite common. @Andrea refused to acknowledge any Selena woof photos. When you compare the highs and lows of each person, it is clear that Bieber picked the right girl. Discord has spoken. 

 

Please lock. 

Everyone has awkward photos. It was irrelevant. I could have shared awkward no makeup paparazzi pics of Hailey too, but it was pointless. I kept the photos for this thread evenly matched with professional shoots and red carpets for both, and one paparazzi bikini photo each. 

2 hours ago, best3444 said:

Yea, I like how she picked completely unflattering pics of Baldwin and great pics of Selena. GTFO! 

 

3 out of 4 photos are the exact ones @ManUtdRedDevils posted in discord for his pro-hailey argument lol.

1 minute ago, johnny said:

Selena is hotter but she’s also friends with Taylor Swift which is a major negative. 

True but we are talking strictly about physical hotness here 

10 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

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She's hotter than the both of them combined. But that's really not the discussion we're having here.

Hailey is 21 and Selena is 26. Hailey looks way older. She looks ten years older than she actually is. 

33 minutes ago, Emblazon said:

Selena Gomez by default because the other one's mouth looks like the lovechild of Steven Tyler and Penelope Cruz. 

Cast your vote 

1 minute ago, Biggie said:

Can’t tell if this a serious poll. 

 

Selena. And it’s not even close. 

Go read today's discord discussion lol

How the fuck is this not safe for work?

Both IPAs and cilantro are disgusting 

Hailey Baldwin:

Selena Gomez:

19 minutes ago, legend said:

 

Apparently the original book author has been heavily involved in both seasons, helped craft the story to the second season, and is going to write a proper book sequel.

 

I've been loving it, although it's easily the most terrifying TV show I've ever watched. Maybe because it hits a bit too close to home.

Oh cool I didn't know she contributed to the story of season 2! That makes the show even better now imo with that extra touch of authenticity. 

How does it hit close to home?

I had this job and my paycheck and paystub ALWAYS lined up perfectly with my time sheet. I was paid for every hour I worked. Crazy. 

7 hours ago, Kal-El814 said:

If I showered 2X per day on the regular, my skin would dry out like crazy/

You only need to shower once per day 

4 hours ago, johnny said:

I worked with a guy who showered every couple days and honestly it seemed fine for him. I think it depends on your body and hair and your level of activity. Seemed like he had good hygiene other than the shower thing. 

He's disgusting 

1 hour ago, The def star said:

I haven't showered in 2 days. Come at me.

 

Sick fuck!!!!

34 minutes ago, Xbob42 said:

I just give myself a light Febreze misting, and then let my socks dangle off the back of my chair. They get a little crispy when I put them back on, but walking around enough to build up a sweat gets 'em back to normal.

Shut up Stephen 

Lol. Really? Nobody gets the reference? You're all bad people. 

10 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

My hair is really oily, so I have no choice but to wash it daily. And I shower when I get up. If I got particularly dirty, I'll do a quick one before bed, but normally I just do a wash at the sink. 

 

My hair is so bad, it gets really oily if I wash it, then sleep on it for a while. 

Im the same way. People say it's "bad" to wash your hair every day but for real I can't not do it. It is very greasy. Same thing happens to me if I wash my hair then lay down even for a nap it gets greasy. It's actually nice knowing someone relates! Dry shampoo doesn't work for me either.

Just now, best3444 said:

I think Wade has a subtle form of aspergers. I like him though. 

He definitely has asperger's but I don't fault

him for that 

9 minutes ago, johnny said:

Agreed. Who asked him to pay for this server, give us free games, and help us with irl things? An ASSHOLE is what he is. 

He only does these things if you're a man

He's weird and not very likeable. He's overrated AF. Stop licking his asshole and get with the real world.