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JFC at John Laurinaitis. Dude, you AIN'T a victim, you're 100% complicit in everything. Thank you for confirming all things revealed, go fuck yourself.

Also, anything with Til Schweiger is an automatic must see, that dude needs to be in way more stuff!

1 hour ago, Spork3245 said:

Sure is, but now he only wrestles like 5-6 times per year and is on basically a Brock Lesnar schedule 

Pretty sure he ain't gonna be on the schedule anytime soon ever again.

Been finding myself thinking about this show more & more as each day passes, encroaching upon the release. I'm seriously stoked for this!

The upcoming serial killer horror movie marks the return of director Osgood Perkins (The Blackcoat’s Daughter, Gretel & Hansel). Nicolas Cage stars alongside Maika Monroe, with Monroe playing an FBI agent and Cage playing a serial killer. Longlegs is said to be “in the vein of classic Hollywood psychological thrillers.”

In the film, “FBI Agent Lee Harker (Monroe) is a gifted new recruit assigned to the unsolved case of an elusive serial killer (Cage). As the case takes complex turns, unearthing evidence of the occult, Harker discovers a personal connection to the merciless killer and must race against time to stop him before he claims the lives of another innocent family.”

The marketing so far has been sublime to see, just today Neon released 4 images:

On top of those stills are these cryptic teasers:

Still no word on a release date, but this is one to watch out for!

Between the cheeky tone of The Gentleman with the gun porn of The Wrath of Man, yeah sign me the fuck up on day 1!!!

1 hour ago, Spork3245 said:

Is CM Punk made of cheap plastic these days? He’s injured after every like 3rd-5th match these days. Jeezes

3rd major injury in something like his last 12-16 matches, most of those being multi-man matches where he doesn't have to do quite as much. Mr. Glass called & wants his gimmick back.

Seriously though, while yes it totally sucks he's hurt again, this is becoming old hat by now.

Anyone listening to the paired episodic podcasts?

On 1/27/2024 at 5:03 PM, Remarkableriots said:

Feeling any better?

Thank you so much for asking, I am actually, yes.

The demented old sick twisted fuck needs to never show his face publicly ever again, lest it's at an arraignment/trial/sentencing.

Anyone have the opportunity to watch the first episode?

Going through the documents (over 60+ pages of them), not even some of the horror/shock films I have seen in my life come close to such depravity. Beyond foul!

Sign me the fuck up opening weekend, I am SO there for this!

I feel that there will be SO many people named that will tear the hearts out of a lot of fans. This is a severe black eye on the company to say the very least.

I was already sold on this, but that final trailer...fahq!

While she really blew up when Pirates hit shelves, I personally enjoyed seeing her pop up in Entourage in a couple episodes. Always a pleasure to see adult actors find work outside of their industry. Shame that addiction & more than likely, fentanyl, took 2 more lives.

I feel beyond gross after today's news regarding all things VKM. Legitimately, FUUUUUUUUCK THAT GUY!

Also, low key wish that there was a commemorative popcorn bucket for Tremors while I'm thinking about it!

That's like a cock cage from Tattooine like WTF JFC did no one think "People are gonna have filthy thoughts about this one!"!?

Also, yeah I'll be the one to say it as no one else will!

I felt almost nothing as I watched this earlier today, yet some part of me is compelled to see what and IF they can salvage any merit out of this series anymore.

JFC this cast list is outstanding!

‘White Lotus’ Season 3 Casts Walton Goggins, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Aimee Lou Wood, Sarah Catherine Hook, Sam Nivola

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"The White Lotus" Season 3 has added another five actors to its cast.

FOUR YEARS!? JFC, when are we going to finally get to Starship Troopers levels of judicial justice and have the POS found guilty & publicly executed (IMHO, by immolation no less) while available on all channels?

So the director will be boycotting the premiere due to Amazon opting to put it immediately on streaming without a theater release, good for him & I hope Jake is able to follow suit.

Legit just happy for one more Assaj adventure!