Saw this topic on Reset and really like the idea.
Ah, so relaxing. Nothing's gonna get me. And look at all these great items. Yeah man, this is the place.
Yeah man, why even do anything in the game when I can just spend time drinking lemonade in a Jacuzzi?
Ah yes, the one place where I'm not getting my ass kicked. I'll just sneak behind the house, or maybe I'll visit the Chalice Dungeons, or maybe I'll go get my ass kicked elsewhere. Or maybe I'll just continue to help people in the dungeons over and over. This is a nice place.