Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Attention PCCB Quote In case you’re not familiar with the concept, a “danger wank” is where you spaff one out in public. You can increase the danger by shouting someone and trying to finish before they arrive. I don’t think anyone actually does it, but it’s very popular to joke about in UK schools. The game is called Don’t Get Caught and casts you as a hitchhiker who thumbs a ride before palming their pud. The idea is to jack it to polaroids (I swear I’m not making this up) without being caught by the driver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 @GameDadGrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallDarkness Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 w t f ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 In related news: Louis CK sues video game developer for intellectual property theft 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallDarkness Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Bloodporne said: In related news: Louis CK sues video game developer for intellectual property theft I thought his thing was to have an audience, so wouldn't that be 'get caught' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjomesphat Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Surely there's motion control support with the joy cons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 7 hours ago, EternallDarkness said: I thought his thing was to have an audience, so wouldn't that be 'get caught' Don't Get Caught is the first title. Get Caught is the sequel and then Get Caught: Lockdown will be the final DLC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Is this game better than What's Under Your Blanket!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 It's nice to see a representation of a truly beautiful part of UK culture in video game form. It's one of the few mediums that can really tell this kind of visceral, evocative (dare I say, relatable) narrative in a sensitive manner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 The sneaky don't get caught jerk when you got other people in the house isn't anywhere as good as the nobody home jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakoo Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Yeah it's time nintendo needs to clamp down on their digital store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxEvil AshxX Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Bjomesphat said: Surely there's motion control support with the joy cons? I mean, if i can strap the joycon to my wrist and actually jerk, that would be great. Immersion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 This thread is shaping up nicely, I'm glad I was able to contribute already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Quote Don’t Get Caught has prematurely ejaculated – its listing on Nintendo Switch was an “accident”, according to its developer. Who among us hasn’t accidentally advertised our game about wanking in the back of a car on Nintendo’s storefront? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameDadGrant Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 I'm a little sick and tired of games nowadays trying to mimic real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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