Air_Delivery Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 1 hour ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I mean, I would be more offended, but it's Milo. I did enjoy a bit of a petty power trip over this one patient earlier this week. It's a woman, though. She's a frequent flier and a truly awful human being. She's never discharged for more than a few days before coming right back because she's noncompliant. She has the worst ileostomy ever. Leaks constantly and she wants to act helpless and make us take care of it. She fucking goes home and downs laxatives to make it pour out and throw her lytes out of whack. Most of us refuse and make her do it herself. Problem is, she wants to constantly eat and drink, making the output even higher. So we usually decline to give her much on night shift. I'm already pissed because she called me a bitch and falsely accused me of punching her and she's calling out for more ice water at 3am. Her nurse is on break, so I explain to her why she doesn't need the extra fluids in the middle of the night. She gets pissed. I take her a cup with about 2 tsp of ice in it, set it on the table and walk away without a word. It was kinda funny. But that's probably the meanest I've ever been. If you had the misfortune of caring for this awful human being, you'd commend me on my restraint! Some people truly never emotionally mature past childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 I would legitimately be comforted to be in @CastlevaniaNut18 ‘s care. Nurses rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, Chris- said: I would legitimately be comforted to be in @CastlevaniaNut18 ‘s care. Nurses rules. If I ever pass through Arkansas and get horribly injured I'm personally asking for @CastlevaniaNut18 to take care of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Let’s all go to Little Rock, beat each other up and then when we get to the ER ask for Castlevanianut18 to be our nurse. Last one put in a mental institution is a rotten egg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Thankfully, I don't work in trauma. Though one of my patients last night was a 23 year old who had his colon ruptured ina Christmas Day fight with his brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 I’d smoke such dank shit I need to be admitted to keep my shit cool. Like spiders crawling over my body shit. Then we could get Waffle House in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Thankfully, I don't work in trauma. Though one of my patients last night was a 23 year old who had his colon ruptured ina Christmas Day fight with his brother. Sounds like a lovely Arkansas day was had by all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Air_Delivery said: Sounds like a lovely Arkansas day was had by all I mean, he was Latino, so I’m not sure it’s something only Arkansans do. He was chill, laid up in bed all night watching anime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Fuck it, just let fascism happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 36 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: He was chill, laid up in bed all night watching anime. Wow. Time to stay away from Arkansas! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 47 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Wow. Time to stay away from Arkansas! Because @Commissar SFLUFAN is going to hydrogen bomb the hospital now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakoo Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Florida breaks record with 17,192 new coronavirus cases reported in a single day WWW.FOX35ORLANDO.COM State health-care agencies on Thursday released numbers about the coronavirus in Florida. The surge in new cases represents the highest single-day count reported. It’s only getting worse, specially with all those out parting for NYE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Florida really is a trash fire filled with seriously stupid people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Records are meant to be broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Employees at suburban Milwaukee clinic unknowingly gave out 57 shots with deliberately ruined vaccine; pharmacist arrested WWW.CHICAGOTRIBUNE.COM Authorities arrested a suburban Milwaukee pharmacist Thursday suspected of deliberately ruining hundreds of doses of vaccine. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subzwari1987 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Employees at suburban Milwaukee clinic unknowingly gave out 57 shots with deliberately ruined vaccine; pharmacist arrested WWW.CHICAGOTRIBUNE.COM Authorities arrested a suburban Milwaukee pharmacist Thursday suspected of deliberately ruining hundreds of doses of vaccine. His Pharmacist license will be revoked, but I hope he faces many, many years in prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fizzzzle Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 I worked last night. It was crazy busy until around 8:30. Not that that's necessarily bad in its own right (everyone has to be outside, no groups bigger than 5, can't stand up with your drink, etc), but the amount of people that I heard say like "well we're meeting with so-and-so in 30 minutes" or whatever was astonishing. It seemed like pretty much everyone there was going to a NYE party. And then business pretty much completely died by 8:30... I wonder why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 wtf WWW.CAPRADIO.ORG As county health departments dole out the vaccine doses they have to health workers and long-term care facility residents and workers, they’re also thinking ahead to widespread distribution. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 12/31/2020 at 9:16 PM, Keyser_Soze said: If I ever pass through Arkansas and get horribly injured I'm personally asking for @CastlevaniaNut18 to take care of me! "What's his status?" "Broken leg and a collapsed lung. He's losing blood fast." "CASTLEVANIA NUT. I NEED CASTLEVANIA NUT!!" "Give him 50 more ccs of Jesus Christ." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 18 minutes ago, Ricofoley said: Okay, finally a sitting GOP politician. Now let's move our way up the food chain please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Just now, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Is he still working at Russia Today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, Jason said: Is he still working at Russia Today? Lol no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Jason said: Okay, finally a sitting GOP politician. Now let's move our way up the food chain please. "Um, he died of an aneurysm, not COVID-19, lib." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Ricofoley said: As a Pennsylvanian, the only thing I have to say is this: Replace him with a Democrat if at all possible. What? I'm from Philadelphia. Fuck this bozo. I'm done playing patty cakes with people who perpetuate the worst of the virus in thought and action then expect me to care when they recklessly get it and die from it? Hah, yeah, okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Oh yeah, you don't need to feel bad about saying that at all. How many times have you seen something to the effect of, "Why are people so afraid of a virus with a 99% survivability rate?!" from a sitting Republican official? If they're gonna throw that out, then the flip side is that nobody has to feel bad when a few sitting Republicans find themselves in the 1%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Let's sed how a so-called "developing world" country handled Old Year's Night in this pandemic: Top Cop praises "mature” T&T , no one held for parties or fireworks - Trinidad Guardian GUARDIAN.CO.TT Police Commissioner Gary Griffith believes the people of T&T have grown and matured as it related to the hosting of parties and use of fireworks to ring in the new year. Quote “The vast majority of this country, virtually all adhered to their responsibility. We would have seen all the restaurants, bars and hotels…whether it was based on them understanding their responsibility or whether it was based on releases issued by the TTPS, virtually everyone did what was required.” Griffith said they had not received any reports of anyone hosting events around midnight which meant persons did what was required of them. In addition, he said there were no reports of private residences hosting large parties or major events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 My goddamn neighborhood couldn't even make it new years without popping off a few rounds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Contrast these two efforts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 I mean surely that won't count if the dosage is expiring right? If not, Cuomo is a fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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