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1 minute ago, osxmatt said:

 

A few people in my political group text are convinced he's just lying about it.


In a few days he’ll say he tested positive on the 17th, started taking the hydroxychloroquine on the 18th, and now he’s completely cured, thus he was always right about the drug.

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1 minute ago, MarSolo said:


That too.

 

I'm not sure which is worse:

 

Taking a medication the FDA says can cause heart problems/death and has no demonstrable positive impact.

 

or

 

Lying about it to troll the world and the libs.

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In 2,000 years when the Book of Donald/The Art of the Deal is the basis for the new Qanon-ism religion, there will be verses written about how he looked the eclipse in the eye and was unfazed, and now how he took medicine that killed many others but it only made him stronger. 

 

We're all so fucked. 

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5 minutes ago, Chollowa said:

In 2,000 years when the Book of Donald/The Art of the Deal is the basis for the new Qanon-ism religion, there will be verses written about how he looked the eclipse in the eye and was unfazed, and now how he took medicine that killed many others but it only made him stronger. 

 

We're all so fucked. 

 

Silly you.  There won't be anyone in 2,000 years.

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14 minutes ago, Chollowa said:

In 2,000 years when the Book of Donald/The Art of the Deal is the basis for the new Qanon-ism religion, there will be verses written about how he looked the eclipse in the eye and was unfazed, and now how he took medicine that killed many others but it only made him stronger. 

 

We're all so fucked. 

And he only died when someone drove a stake through his heart.

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9 hours ago, CitizenVectron said:

A Karen shows up to a grocery store and claims to have a medical condition which makes it impossible to wear a mask, says they are violating her medical rights by now allowing her in.

 

The dancing clerk has the energy and mood I need right now.

 

 

Those two dudes deserve medals.

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-vote-democrats-3t-coronavirus-heroes-aid-stimulus-checks-money-n1207816

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The House on Friday narrowly passed a $3 trillion coronavirus relief package crafted by Democrats that would include another round of stimulus payments of up to $1,200 per person.

President Donald Trump this week declared the Democrats' proposal "DOA."

Similar to the first major coronavirus aid package signed into law in late March, the 1,815-page HEROES Act would provide up to $1,200 in payments (or $2,400 for married couples), with an extra $1,200 per dependent up to a maximum of three. The income thresholds are the same as in the earlier CARES Act, with money for people making up to $99,000 and couples up to $198,000. The amount would start to reduce from $1,200 above thresholds of $75,000 and $150,000, respectively.

The bill passed by a vote of 208-199 and now heads to the Senate. One Republican backed the bill, while 14 Democrats voted against it.

 

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3 hours ago, osxmatt said:

 

A few people in my political group text are convinced he's just lying about it.

Why would anyone be convinced otherwise (other then his brain dead followers). I don’t think the man can ever not lie.

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4 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Just great. We may be looking at ~1500 deaths per day indefinitely wooo (assuming similar death and transmission patterns as now)

 

Yes but you see, that is less than the 2 million per day that was predicted and that Obama almost caused*

 

* Excuse in 2021

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