b_m_b_m_b_m Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 For all the armed protestors in a select few state capitals I'm actually kinda surprised they haven't stormed a hospital, since the numbers are fake and all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 51 minutes ago, PaladinSolo said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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osxmatt Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Heads up, this article will make you wanna die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, osxmatt said: Heads up, this article will make you wanna die. Ohh this is absolutely how its going to be everywhere and we're fucked, people will misinterpret the end of the shut downs as being an all clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: A Karen shows up to a grocery store and claims to have a medical condition which makes it impossible to wear a mask, says they are violating her medical rights by now allowing her in. The dancing clerk has the energy and mood I need right now. Conservatives are ok with denying service to gay couples trying to get a cake but once that turns on them OMG MAH RAIGHTS!!1!!1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, SlipperySlope said: Conservatives are ok with denying service to gay couples trying to get a cake but once that turns on them OMG MAH RAIGHTS!!1!!1 I can't wait till they find out you have to wear a shirt or shoes to get in as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: A Karen shows up to a grocery store and claims to have a medical condition which makes it impossible to wear a mask, says they are violating her medical rights by now allowing her in. The dancing clerk has the energy and mood I need right now. Going through the comments, it seems people did some digging on this lady... her medical condition? LUPUS. Firstly, she should thank the store for not letting her in without a mask. Secondly, lupus prevents you from being able to wear a mask? That’s a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 But it's never lupus. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, osxmatt said: Heads up, this article will make you wanna die. Some choice quotes. Quote A middle-aged man calibrated his way into a Starbucks, deciding to stand mask-free before a 60-year-old barista nervous on her first day back at work. “Venti dark with cream and 12 sugars?” he breathed cheerfully, then headed outside into a glorious spring day. Quote “Welcome in,” the clerk said through a mask as the woman, not in a mask, skipped the hand sanitizer at the front and wandered through the racks, touching a yellow sundress here, a striped sweater there, smelling the lavender candles and after a few minutes, walking outside. Quote “It’s a personal choice,” said her husband, mask-free in shorts and a polo. “If you want to stay home, stay home. If you want to go out, you can go out. I’m not in the older population. If I was to get it now, I’ve got a 90 percent chance of getting cured. Also, I don’t know anybody who’s got it.” Quote Meanwhile, outside Crate & Barrel, June Sheets, a retiree, was loading her trunk with a box of new acrylic plates and an outdoor planter for a luncheon she was hosting. "This is glorious — I think the news is blowing it all out of proportion. The wineries are opening this weekend for indoor service and we’re going there tomorrow. I can’t wait!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 God we're screwed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 That has got to be the honkiest shit I've ever read. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 The 90% cure rate woman is insane. I mean, obviously the rate is higher than that, but how the fuck would she be ok with 10% of people that get it not recovering?! Terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 22 minutes ago, Jason said: But it's never lupus. As someone married to someone who works in an infusion clinic... it’s definitely sometimes lupus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Kal-El814 said: As someone married to someone who works in an infusion clinic... it’s definitely sometimes lupus. Selena Gomez would have been a helluva House episode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 28 minutes ago, Jason said: But it's never lupus. It was herpes oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 37 minutes ago, Jason said: But it's never lupus. ...Mulva? ....DELORIS! /Seinfeld references Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 21 minutes ago, osxmatt said: I really don’t remember any quarantines during Ebola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Obligatory Florida man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 minute ago, MarSolo said: I really don’t remember any quarantines during Ebola. Yeah I don't think there were. And a reminder that when Trump tweeted this, there were 11 cases and 2 deaths in the US. There are currently 1.5 million cases and 91,000 deaths from COVID-19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, MarSolo said: I really don’t remember any quarantines during Ebola. Individual people who'd been to Africa were placed under quarantine. There just wasn't a mass stay at home order since it was a lot less transmissible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Apparently now that Georgie is open, out-of-state visitors have spiked to 63,000 daily. So that's great. Idiots from one state are driving to another to go to bars, restaurants, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Apparently now that Georgie is open, out-of-state visitors have spiked to 63,000 daily. So that's great. Idiots from one state are driving to another to go to bars, restaurants, etc. We don't need a national strategy, states have it figured out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Quote Yet without exception, everyone I interviewed, including the most ardent Trump loyalists, made a similar point to Conway. Trump is deaf to advice, said one. He is his own worst enemy, said another. He only listens to family, said a third. He is mentally imbalanced, said a fourth. America, in other words, should brace itself for a turbulent six months ahead – with no assurance of a safe landing. https://www.ft.com/content/97dc7de6-940b-11ea-abcd-371e24b679ed An absolutely damning article on the timeline of what went wrong, and how basically it is majority trumps fault for how our country ended up this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I had a glorious run-in with a bro douche who refused to wear a mask at the bagel shop. This moron was clearly making a show of getting close to the employees, not wearing a mask, talking on his phone loudly and I asked him why he's not wearing a mask when he came in my radius. Dude told me it was none of my fucking business, store owner replies that it's his business and kicked him out. Basically the wimpy Sunday morning version of an 80's Action movie. In my town's defense though, I will say this is the first male Karen I've seen in the wild. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 My flat-mate is upset at me for not being "angry" at the lockdown situation. My response was "The more you try to get me to care, the less I do." Me: "What do you want from me?" Her: "To be as upset as I am." Me: "Alright - I can try to fake it." She leaves the room. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaku3 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: My flat-mate is upset at me for not being "angry" at the lockdown situation. My response was "The more you try to get me to care, the less I do." Me: "What do you want from me?" Her: "To be as upset as I am." Me: "Alright - I can try to fake it." She leaves the room. Sitcom material right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Zaku3 said: Sitcom material right there. That EXACT thought went through my mind when she left the room. I even mentally added a laugh track! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: He said he’s been taking it for a week and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69los Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Some say the results are better when mixed with bleach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: and nobody will call him out for lying about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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