Bloodporne 1,071 Posted July 1, 2019 So I think you should all perversely gamble on my upcoming date's outcome. After going through a separation and everything, I've been slightly dipping back into dating. Needless to say, it's been a horrible experience especially being literally new to online dating which should be in a redacted version of Dante's Inferno as the 10th Circle Of Hell. But, but, but...I've got one coming up that's with this beautiful Puerto Rican girl I've been giving private lessons to on the side at my kickboxing academy. I almost came when she told me her favorite band is Black Sabbath and she's into record collecting. What god made this perfect being?! Yes, she appears to have many other great qualities but come on... So, will I fail or nail? Let's hear it. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyser_Soze 8,838 Posted July 1, 2019 Sure you're not getting catfished? Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor Diocletian II 16,979 Posted July 1, 2019 Maybe it's a little soon to be dating? Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloodporne 1,071 Posted July 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: Maybe it's a little soon to be dating? No, I've been single for like 7 months and I'm not getting any younger, pretty sure it's time. 32 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Sure you're not getting catfished? Whaaa? And what an awful idea for a thread. This is what happens when you're overly excited about something and don't use your head, jesus. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rachel 7,151 Posted July 1, 2019 Didn’t you say you know her in person already? Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloodporne 1,071 Posted July 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Rachel said: Didn’t you say you know her in person already? I do yeah, though I figure going on an actual date will be a different ball game than shooting the shit at the gym entirely so I'm a tad nervous argh. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rachel 7,151 Posted July 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: I do yeah, though I figure going on an actual date will be a different ball game than shooting the shit at the gym entirely so I'm a tad nervous argh. Then he’s not getting catfished @Keyser_Soze Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloodporne 1,071 Posted July 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rachel said: Then he’s not getting catfished @Keyser_Soze Yeah, I've known her for like two months and she asked me out soooo... Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Biggie 2,328 Posted July 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: Sure you're not getting catfished? 32 minutes ago, Rachel said: Then he’s not getting catfished @Keyser_Soze I’ve literally catfished everyone Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyser_Soze 8,838 Posted July 1, 2019 36 minutes ago, Rachel said: Then he’s not getting catfished @Keyser_Soze Yeah I noticed. OP was confusing. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rachel 7,151 Posted July 1, 2019 40 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Yeah I noticed. OP was confusing. Nothing confusing about it. You’re just dumb. 1 1 Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloodporne 1,071 Posted July 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Rachel said: Nothing confusing about it. You’re just dumb. Granted, this entire thread is dumb and I realized it shortly after posting it. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyser_Soze 8,838 Posted July 2, 2019 8 hours ago, Rachel said: Nothing confusing about it. You’re just dumb. It's confusing because he brings up online dating then immediately talks about some girl he's met IRL. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyle5150 4,950 Posted July 3, 2019 I find your date to be amazing! I hope you have the sex 1 Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dodger 1,822 Posted July 4, 2019 Good luck Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloodporne 1,071 Posted July 8, 2019 Since everyone is dying to find out, one of the best dates I've been on and we've got a second one planned. That makes this thread less stupid in hindsight, phew. 1 Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyser_Soze 8,838 Posted July 8, 2019 So you had the sex in honor of @Boyle5150? Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atom631 592 Posted July 8, 2019 2nd date is the sex date. make sure you rub at least two out beforehand. 1 Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris- 1,458 Posted July 8, 2019 My dude hit it Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyser_Soze 8,838 Posted July 8, 2019 24 minutes ago, atom631 said: 2nd date is the sex date. make sure you rub at least two out beforehand. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManUtdRedDevils 1,231 Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Chris- said: My dude hit it This. At their age, you don’t wait for a second date. They might not even be alive by then. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyle5150 4,950 Posted July 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: So you had the sex in honor of @Boyle5150? Doesn't everyone? Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloodporne 1,071 Posted July 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Chris- said: My dude hit it Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Biggie 2,328 Posted July 8, 2019 6 hours ago, atom631 said: 2nd date is the sex date. make sure you rub at least two out beforehand. Shit I’m always ready if that’s the requirement Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManUtdRedDevils 1,231 Posted July 8, 2019 Just now, Biggie said: Shit I’m always ready if that’s the requirement You would need a girl to date you first. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Biggie 2,328 Posted July 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: You would need a girl to date you first. Your wifey busy? 🤔 Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManUtdRedDevils 1,231 Posted July 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Biggie said: Your wifey busy? 🤔 If your dick can stick out past your fat, have at it. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Biggie 2,328 Posted July 9, 2019 6 hours ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: If your dick can stick out past your fat, have at it. Oh 🤔 Never mind then Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
