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So I think you should all perversely gamble on my upcoming date's outcome. 

 

After going through a separation and everything, I've been slightly dipping back into dating. Needless to say, it's been a horrible experience especially being literally new to online dating which should be in a redacted version of Dante's Inferno as the 10th Circle Of Hell.  But, but, but...I've got one coming up that's with this beautiful Puerto Rican girl I've been giving private lessons to on the side at my kickboxing academy. I almost came when she told me her favorite band is Black Sabbath and she's into record collecting. What god made this perfect being?! Yes, she appears to have many other great qualities but come on...

 

So, will I fail or nail? Let's hear it. 

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18 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Maybe it's a little soon to be dating?

No, I've been single for like 7 months and I'm not getting any younger, pretty sure it's time. 

 

32 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Sure you're not getting catfished?

Whaaa? 

 

And what an awful idea for a thread. This is what happens when you're overly excited about something and don't use your head, jesus. 

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15 minutes ago, Rachel said:

Didn’t you say you know her in person already? 

I do yeah, though I figure going on an actual date will be a different ball game than shooting the shit at the gym entirely so I'm a tad nervous argh. 

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6 minutes ago, Bloodporne said:

I do yeah, though I figure going on an actual date will be a different ball game than shooting the shit at the gym entirely so I'm a tad nervous argh. 

 

Then he’s not getting catfished @Keyser_Soze

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2 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Sure you're not getting catfished?

 

32 minutes ago, Rachel said:

 

Then he’s not getting catfished @Keyser_Soze

I’ve literally catfished everyone

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40 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

Yeah I noticed.

 

OP was confusing.

 

Nothing confusing about it. You’re just dumb. 

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3 hours ago, Rachel said:

 

Nothing confusing about it. You’re just dumb. 

Granted, this entire thread is dumb and I realized it shortly after posting it.

 

:demut:

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8 hours ago, Rachel said:

 

Nothing confusing about it. You’re just dumb. 

 

It's confusing because he brings up online dating then immediately talks about some girl he's met IRL.

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Since everyone is dying to find out, one of the best dates I've been on and we've got a second one planned. That makes this thread less stupid in hindsight, phew. 

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2nd date is the sex date. 

 

make sure you rub at least two out beforehand. 

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24 minutes ago, atom631 said:

2nd date is the sex date. 

 

make sure you rub at least two out beforehand. 

 

 

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6 hours ago, atom631 said:

2nd date is the sex date. 

 

make sure you rub at least two out beforehand. 

Shit I’m always ready if that’s the requirement 

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7 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

You would need a girl to date you first. 

Your wifey busy?

🤔

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6 hours ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

If your dick can stick out past your fat, have at it. 

Oh 🤔

 

Never mind then

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