GeneticBlueprint Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ptolemaic-sarcophagus-discovered-alexandria-egypt-180969551/ Amateur historians on social media are freaking out saying it could belong to Alexander the Great. This due to its location, size, age, and being buried with an alabaster bust that represents similar busts of Alexander the Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, GeneticBlueprint said: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ptolemaic-sarcophagus-discovered-alexandria-egypt-180969551/ Amateur historians on social media are freaking out saying it could belong to Alexander the Great. This due to its location, size, age, and being buried with an alabaster bust that represents similar busts of Alexander the great. PFFFFT, those fuckers really are amateurs, there's CLEARLY a fucking Goa'uld in there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 They finally found Trump's tax returns eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I want a crossover with National Treasure and the Mummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Why did they bury him so deep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Obviously they found the tomb of Apocalypse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Please unleash the plague to cleanse the earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 This is a helluva Assassin's Creed marketing stunt, Ubisoft! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Maybe it's Jesus. I heard he lived in Egypt for 3.5 years!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 In honor of the Sarcophagus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 It's Apocalypse guys, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 It was filled with three human skeletons soaking in sewage that had leaked in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 43 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: It was filled with three human skeletons soaking in sewage that had leaked in. YES BUT IS IT JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKER JESUS LIVED IN EGYPT FOR AWHILE DON'T YOU KNOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Just now, Greatoneshere said: YES BUT IS IT JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKER JESUS LIVED IN EGYPT FOR AWHILE DON'T YOU KNOW. Mary never died you heretic! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, 2user1cup said: Mary never died you heretic! I'm a Muslim you fucking infidel. Go fail at another Crusade heathen! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Wow. Inquisition time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 1 hour ago, 2user1cup said: Wow. Inquisition time. Don't make me go fatwa on yo' ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted July 19, 2018 Author Share Posted July 19, 2018 4 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: It was filled with three human skeletons soaking in sewage that had leaked in. "Coffin supply on the Silk Road is running low. Triple 'em up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 this could be what we need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: It was filled with three human skeletons soaking in sewage that had leaked in. There's no respect for the dead anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 On 7/19/2018 at 8:43 PM, SFLUFAN said: It was filled with three human skeletons soaking in sewage that had leaked in. Made me think of this old gif: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 53 minutes ago, Nokra said: Made me think of this old gif: We don't know that until we know who they are! :P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Revising my song choice now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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