I offer you this: Trader Joe's Green Goddess salad dressing is the best salad dressing [UPDATE - No it's not]

[Chris-]

 

I don't even need to say anything, just look at that fucking ingredient list. The best part? TJ's took a mayo-based dressing, said 'Yo, fuck your mayo and your aioli too', and made it even better. BIG MAYO/AIOLI got beat at its own game.

[Chris-]

@Jose

[TheLeon]

I’m a basic salad bitch that’s barely moved beyond ranch. I’ll grab this the next time I’m at Joe’s.

[Amazatron]

Seems right up my alley, will try.

[Biggie]

Ok I’ll trust you. Picking some up next time I’m in there. 

[Joe]

1 hour ago, Chris- said:

@Jose

 

I've had it and like it very much. It's almost like a light pesto.

[Nokra]

I'd never even heard of green goddess dressing until maybe a month ago and suddenly it's everywhere. WTF, @Chris-, get out of my head!  

 

Since there sadly isn't a Trader Joe's in Germany, I'll have to take your word for it. But someday, victory will be mine. 

[SoberChef]

Always better to make your own from scratch at home. I mean you're already preparing the salad and all its accoutrements so why not whip up a dressing as well?

[Joestradamus]

OLD NEWS

[skillzdadirecta]

On 2/23/2019 at 9:27 AM, SoberChef said:

Always better to make your own from scratch at home. I mean you're already preparing the salad and all its accoutrements so why not whip up a dressing as well?

My lady makes a KILLER dressing.

[Chris-]

UPDATE:

 

No it is not.

 

This is the best salad dressing:

 

 

Sweet merciful christ, this stuff is so fucking good. You could serve me literal garbage, and I would still eat it if it was coated in this dressing. I am now whole.

[Amazatron]

Well that doesn't sound nearly as good as the green one, but I'll give it a shot.

[Triage]

2 hours ago, Chris- said:

UPDATE:

 

No it is not.

 

This is the best salad dressing:

 

 

Sweet merciful christ, this stuff is so fucking good. You could serve me literal garbage, and I would still eat it if it was coated in this dressing. I am now whole.

@Chris- you have gorgeous hands and wow that manicure! 

[Chris-]

3 minutes ago, kittykat said:

Your hand is beautiful and womanly 

NOT my hand. But thank you. 

[Chris-]

Just now, Triage said:

@Chris- you have gorgeous hands and wow that manicure! 

 

That is NOT my hand. But I appreciate it. 

[johnny]

2 hours ago, Chris- said:

UPDATE:

 

No it is not.

 

This is the best salad dressing:

 

 

Sweet merciful christ, this stuff is so fucking good. You could serve me literal garbage, and I would still eat it if it was coated in this dressing. I am now whole.

And people say being a vegan means you can’t enjoy food 

[Jason]

17 minutes ago, johnny said:

And people say being a vegan means you can’t enjoy food 

 

[johnny]

Just now, Jason said:

 

I’m sorry talking about veganism offends you. I’ll make sure to not bring it up to you next ti-OH wait I didn’t 

[Jason]

1 minute ago, johnny said:

I’m sorry talking about veganism offends you. I’ll make sure to not bring it up to you next ti-OH wait I didn’t 

 

21 minutes ago, johnny said:

And people say being a vegan means you can’t enjoy food 

 

literally the first ctrl-f result for "vegan" itt

[johnny]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

 

 

literally the first ctrl-f result for "vegan" itt

Bro you hadnt even posted in this thread until right after me which I said YOU in my post.  99% of this board doesn’t fire back with vegan jokes if I bring it up

[Chris-]

25 minutes ago, johnny said:

And people say being a vegan means you can’t enjoy food 

I’ll admit, you people surprise me from time to time. 

[Jason]

3 minutes ago, Chris- said:

I’ll admit, you people surprise me from time to time. 

 

[Keyser_Soze]

But who says he's using the salad dressing on a salad? He could be using it to dip raw chicken livers in.

[Biggie]

22 minutes ago, johnny said:

Bro you hadnt even posted in this thread until right after me which I said YOU in my post.  99% of this board doesn’t fire back with vegan jokes if I bring it up

99% doesn’t fire back?  That number is much much lower you plant eating robot. 

[johnny]

9 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

But who says he's using the salad dressing on a salad? He could be using it to dip raw chicken livers in.

Baby steps

[stepee]

59 minutes ago, johnny said:

Baby steps

 

lol me as a baby so cute 

[Joe]

Been making homemade Ceasar dressing lately. So fucking good. Using the anchovies from TJ's too haha.

[Bacon]

1 Save A Lot, 1 Aldi, 2 Walmart, 2 Giant Eagle, and 3 Kroger. 

[Chris-]

5 hours ago, Bacon said:

1 Save A Lot, 1 Aldi, 2 Walmart, 2 Giant Eagle, and 3 Kroger. 

 

What the hell are you talking about.

[Joe]

What the hell is Save A Lot.

[CastlevaniaNut18]

3 hours ago, Jose said:

What the hell is Save A Lot.

A grocery store. For people on a budget. They have over 1200 locations in the nation. My mom shopped there for some stuff when I was a kid.

 

Not everyone has or can a afford to shop at Whole Foods or Trader Joes.

[Joe]

Indeed! Most of my shopping is done at ShopRite. But why do you think Trader Joe's is expensive?

[CastlevaniaNut18]

Notice I said "don't have access to OR can't afford." Don't have one near me, but I heard from people who do have them that they're pricier. 

 

I live a couple miles from a Whole Foods, but I rarely shop there. Even being a Prime member, it's ridiculously expensive to shop for your basic groceries there. I use it more for specialty items on occasion. 

[Joe]

Ya, Whole Foods is worth it for harder to find stuff, agreed. Trader Joe's is reasonable to cheap tho.

[TheLeon]

I had never heard of Save A Lot, but apparently we have a few here in Cincinnati. These days I end up doing most of grocery shopping at Aldi, but I also live within walking distance of the one Trader Joe’s in town and get a few select things from there.