Do you ever stop and think to yourself, 'I wonder what Inuk is doing right this moment?'

[Chris-]

Because that happens to me at least twice a day.

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

Based on my observations of his behavior when I'm at home during the day, there's about an 80% probability that he's sleeping on my couch.

[Chris-]

Just now, SFLUFAN said:

Based on my observations of his behavior when I'm at home during the day, there's about an 80% probability that he's sleeping on my couch.

 

But how is he asleep? Is he laying on his side with his paws sticking out, or is he curled up like a good boy pretending he's a lil' puppy?

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

1 minute ago, Chris- said:

 

But how is he asleep? Is he laying on his side with his paws sticking out, or is he curled up like a good boy pretending he's a lil' puppy?

He is typically curled into a ball with his tongue slightly hanging out.

[Chris-]

1 minute ago, SFLUFAN said:

He is typically curled into a ball with his tongue slightly hanging out.

 

Awwwww. 

[Mr.Vic20]

You know, I actually do! And its usually followed by the thought, "I wish my dog was half a bright". 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

[Firewithin]

i didnt think this but i will now.  Thanks Chris Dash

[Nokra]

I think Inuk may need his own Instagram account.  

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

1 minute ago, Nokra said:

I think Inuk may need his own Instagram account.  

My Instagram account is effectively his.

[Nokra]

Just now, SFLUFAN said:

My Instagram account is effectively his.

TIL: Wade has an Instagram account!

[Chris-]

2 minutes ago, Nokra said:

TIL: Wade has an Instagram account!

 

There is not a single social media platform that Wade does not have for the purpose of harassing Marco Rubio. Once a day he snapchats a middle finger to him.

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

I will use this thread to post the pictures of Inuk that my walker takes when she takes him out during the day.

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

[Chris-]

Just now, SFLUFAN said:

I will use this thread to post the pictures of Inuk that my walker takes when she takes him out during the day.

I think we can now all agree that I’ve created the best thread of 2019. 

[Kal-El814]

43 minutes ago, Chris- said:

I think we can now all agree that I’ve created the best thread of 2019. 

That’s only because we don’t have Drake trolling for free XBL cards while people PM him pics of toilet bowls filled with shit.

 

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[Biggie]

Yes, yes I do. But it’s much more than two times a day.  More like 5. 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

No photos from Joycelin (Inuk's walker) today, but she did have this to say:

 

Inuk ran into his friend Sasha, (I believe her name was) who lives on your floor! He did all of his business today and drank some water when we came back inside.

 

Note: I have no idea who Sasha is.

[Chris-]

I’m very curious as to whether Sasha is a dog or a person. Keep us posted. 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

8 minutes ago, Chris- said:

I’m very curious as to whether Sasha is a dog or a person. Keep us posted. 

I'll ask Joycelin and find out!

[Firewithin]

#TeamSashaIsDoggo

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Firewithin said:

#TeamSashaIsDoggo

 

But if Sasha is doggo then who was phone?

[Chris-]

4 hours ago, kittykat said:

How much are you in love with wade/10?

 

I tolerate Wade. Hell, I’ll go out on a limb and say I like Wade. But I LOVE Inuk. 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

 

Today's report from Joycelin: "It looked like inuk was going to poop today, but he didn’t!"

 

(Probably because he pooped twice this morning when I took him out)

[Best]

1 hour ago, SFLUFAN said:

 

Today's report from Joycelin: "It looked like inuk was going to poop today, but he didn’t!"

 

(Probably because he pooped twice this morning when I took him out)

 

Do you love Inuk? Are you capable in loving a creature? 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

1 minute ago, best3444 said:

 

Do you love Inuk? Are you capable in loving a creature? 

Yes, I do love Inuk. 

 

In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm capable of loving animals vastly more than I am of loving humans.

[Chris-]

Any progress on the Sasha lead?

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

9 minutes ago, Chris- said:

Any progress on the Sasha lead?

I forgot to ask Joycelin about that today.

[Keyser_Soze]

Could you love someone who was half animal half man?

[Bacon]

No. Literally never.

[AlwaysDyingX]

This is officially my favorite thread 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

On 2/14/2019 at 5:27 PM, Chris- said:

Any progress on the Sasha lead?

Sasha is a very friendly brown Shepherd mix - Inuk and I have met her many times before, but I couldn't remember her name.