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Broke: VA Governor resigns for blackface

Woke: Lt Gov and AG resign for sexual assault and blackface

Bespoke: GOP speaker becomes Governor, is revealed to have also done these things, and doesn't resign.

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4 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Broke: VA Governor resigns for blackface

Woke: Lt Gov and AG resign for sexual assault and blackface

Bespoke: GOP speaker becomes Governor, is revealed to have also done these things and to have been the one to surface all the allegations against the first three, and doesn't resign.

 

 

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20 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

 

 

Fairfax is probably already rifling around for old calendars. 

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2 hours ago, SFLUFAN said:

The Speaker of the Virginia House of Delegates.

 

Who is a Republican. 

 

Beacuse an election for one of the seats was decided by a coin flip.

 

After the race being declared a tie by judicial fiat. 

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56 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Broke: VA Governor resigns for blackface

Woke: Lt Gov and AG resign for sexual assault and blackface

Bespoke: GOP speaker becomes Governor, is revealed to have also done these things, and doesn't resign.

Wait, is this true?  Holy shit Virginia!!  

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I think if that many resignations happen they'll all get voted on in November. At this rate though I think none of them will resign. 

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Florida finally manages to fire back a shot at Virginia for trying to claim its throne:

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Anathema- said:

I think if that many resignations happen they'll all get voted on in November. At this rate though I think none of them will resign. 

I agree

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9 minutes ago, Anathema- said:

 

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Actually, now that I think about it, Fairfax may end up resigning at some point if only because there is someone who has a real reason to keep this accusation in the limelight: the woman. Herring is probably the least likely to go, and who knows with northam.

 

Also I really, ready hate how applicable the Simpsons are now with our politics

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We need a relegation system for states, like European soccer. Until Virginia gets it shit together, demote them and promote something else.

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Ralph Northam Admits He Once Engaged In Pedophilia As Part Of Michael Jackson Costume

 

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RICHMOND, VA—Apologizing profusely for his youthful indiscretions, embattled Virginia governor Ralph Northam admitted Wednesday that he once engaged in pedophilia as part of a Michael Jackson costume. “I think it’s important to put my actions into context—I was a huge Michael Jackson fan at the time and winning that contest was very important to me, so I learned the dance moves, wore the clothes, and molested kids,” said Northam, adding that the thought of imitating the King of Pop without performing Michael Jackson’s signature move had struck him as disingenuous. “It was all in good fun—and honestly, how many people would have recognized me as Michael Jackson if I wasn’t committing acts of pedophilia? Virtually no one. Would I do it now? Of course not. I’d probably just go out and buy a chimp. Listen, I loved Michael Jackson, and I never meant to offend. It was supposed to be a tribute.” At press time, Northam claimed that he would have come clean about the pedophilia sooner had he not been so strung out on powerful sedatives.

 

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8 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

 

Republican dude, too.

 

Okay, I wanna hear from him now, and let's get into the whole House of Delegates.

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7 minutes ago, Spork3245 said:

Probably Northam right now: Where’s Megyn Kelly when you need her?

 

I bet you the Florida Secretary of State is kicking himself now for immediately resigning when his blackface photo surfaced.

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I was talking about this with a friend of mine, said something to the effect of “seems like every white guy who was in college in the 70s and 80s should start apologizing for what ever racist costume they wore.”

 

He said “they won’t even need to apologize after another week of these pics being released because they can just say ‘everybody was doing it’ and move on.”

 

I think he was right.

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14 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

It continues

 

Second woman accuses Va. Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax of sexual assault
https://wapo.st/2MUzLJh

So this is how it's gonna work:

 

@Anathema-, you, and I are gonna take turns being governor, lieutenant governor, and AG on a rotating weekly basis.

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27 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

So this is how it's gonna work:

 

@Anathema-, you, and I are gonna take turns being governor, lieutenant governor, and AG on a rotating weekly basis.

D1P Virginia Triumvirate?

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Just now, Jwheel86 said:

D1P Virginia Triumvirate?

EXACTLY!

 

And we all know how well that worked out last time someone tried it!

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6 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

I am convinced that's the identical tweet from last week and all that he changed was the name/position.

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