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Books J.K. Rowling reveals that wizards used to just shit on the floor, like dogs

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"Where do vanished objects go?"

"Into nonbeing, which is to say, everything" replied Professor McGonagall.

-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

 

Everything is shit. 

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36 minutes ago, EternallDarkness said:

was this really information that fans were clamoring to know? :p 

It's the kind of stuff she's been dumping on Pottermore for years. There are plenty of people that just eat up every little tidbit that she throws out. Personally, I consider myself a pretty huge HP fan, but I couldn't care less about most of her "wider Wizarding World".  

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On 1/5/2019 at 11:45 AM, TheLeon said:

It's the kind of stuff she's been dumping on Pottermore for years. There are plenty of people that just eat up every little tidbit that she throws out. Personally, I consider myself a pretty huge HP fan, but I couldn't care less about most of her "wider Wizarding World".  

:hmm:

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OK I actually LOL'd at the example conversation in that article.  Wonderful.

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3 hours ago, Anathema- said:

if  you could instantly clean it all up why wouldn’t you shit yourself

 

Why not get rid of the it before you've even shit yourself?

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3 hours ago, Anathema- said:

if  you could instantly clean it all up why wouldn’t you shit yourself

 

Because it would take more magic to clean your clothes.

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3 hours ago, Jason said:

 

Why not get rid of the it before you've even shit yourself?

 

I don’t think I need to tell you how good it feels to poop. 

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20 years from now JK Rolling will have retconned Harry Potter to the point where it will be nothing but drug fueled gay wizard scat orgies.

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21 minutes ago, Anathema- said:

I don’t think I need to tell you how good it feels to poop. 

 

pooping: :santasun:

 

pooping in my pants: :sadsun:

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20 minutes ago, ort said:

20 years from now JK Rolling will have retconned Harry Potter to the point where it will be nothing but drug fueled gay wizard scat orgies.

There’s a reason the bathroom in Chamber of Secrets was a fucking wreck. 

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2 hours ago, Jason said:

 

pooping: :santasun:

 

pooping in my pants: :sadsun:

 

Pooping in your pants because you don’t have to clean it up: :wizard:

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2 minutes ago, Anathema- said:

Pooping in your pants because you don’t have to clean it up: :wizard:

 

But even one second of being in icky poopy pants :sadsun:

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22 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

But even one second of being in icky poopy pants :sadsun:

 

I think you’re underestimating how much ick is a result of having to clean but you’re a wizard Harry.

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