Chairslinger Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Nokra said: Heads I win, tails you lose. He's like that one member of your family that sometimes just lies about random things for no reason. "Yeah, the Summer of '96 I took a pottery class." "Dude, we hung out all that Summer, I know you didn't take a pottery class. And besides, do you think I am going to be super impressed that you learned to make a bowl 20 years ago?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Apparently there is a tea party rally for I'm Jordan for some reason,but they aren't happy with Republicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleronin Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 This press conference is making my brain hurt. Also Trump is sweating like crazy on the podium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Littleronin said: This press conference is making my brain hurt. Also Trump is sweating like crazy on the podium. I am 100% percent convinced he takes speed before these news conferences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 Jared Kavanaugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, Littleronin said: This press conference is making my brain hurt. Also Trump is sweating like crazy on the podium. It is incredibly painful to watch. He can’t answer a direct question without going off on some unrelated tangent. Almost all questions he didn’t even let get asked and instead took the first 5 or so words the person said then went off on some weird rant. NYT asks how the supposed chinese election interference compares to the russians in 2016, 5 seconds later he is talking about farmers. Trump says that him being acused affects how he views the allegations against Kavanaugh, a few minutes later someone tries to ask a follow up regarding that, he says it’s fake news that he said it. Ow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, stepee said: It is incredibly painful to watch. He can’t answer a direct question without going off on some unrelated tangent. Almost all questions he didn’t even let get asked and instead took the first 5 or so words the person said then went off on some weird rant. NYT asks how the supposed chinese election interference compares to the russians in 2016, 5 seconds later he is talking about farmers. Trump says that him being acused affects how he views the allegations against Kavanaugh, a few minutes later someone tries to ask a follow up regarding that, he says it’s fake news that he said it. Ow. Lmao SNL really doesn't have to change much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said: Either these people are incredibly stupid or have an incredibly low standard. I like to believe it's both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 35 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said: Couple of measured statements? The press conference was almost 90 minutes.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 42 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: Either these people are incredibly stupid or have an incredibly low standard. I like to believe it's both. I'm fairly certain that it's 90% the first one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spawn_of_Apathy Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Jason said: Oh good. My first thought was "I did not sexually assault her. We were both in love. Great love. Greatest love anyone ever knew" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spork3245 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Jason said: Trump hate-faps to SNL confirmed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Spork3245 said: Trump hate-faps to SNL confirmed? Of course he does. Such a small petty man. And fuck Kanye too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Yeah, it’s confirmed he hate watches CNN as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Kanye had on a MAGA hat while wearing a kaepernick t-shirt, that's like award worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, PaladinSolo said: Kanye had on a MAGA hat while wearing a kaepernick t-shirt, that's like award worthy. Only if the award is for "most desperately attention seeking attention whore" then yes, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I love that Chris Evans lives the Captain America moniker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 How is it possible for him to get even grosser than he was just one day prior? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 There is no limit to the depths of his indecency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Bad news incoming, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I am so goddamn tired of all this winning, I can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 It’s a scary time for young men! Trump is doubling down on “don’t believe the women.” Quote Reporter: "What do you say to young men in America?" Trump: “Well, I’d say that it’s a very scary time for young men in America when you can be guilty of something you may not be guilty of. This is a very difficult time.” ... Reporter: Do you have "a message for young women"? Trump: "Women are doing great." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I mean, let's make that record scratch sound... WHAT IN THE FUCK... HE SAYS HE AND KIM JUNG UN FELL IN LOVE? WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS THAT SHIT? He's a third world murderous dictator who locks people in labor camps and has people killed and keeps his people in a state of isolated ignorance. How can you even say shit like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleronin Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 26 minutes ago, ort said: He's a third world murderous dictator who locks people in labor camps and has people killed and keeps his people in a state of isolated ignorance. How can you even say shit like that? Because he is saying the thinking part aloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 57 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: This shit woke me up today. Can’t wait for messages like this to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 4 hours ago, stepee said: This shit woke me up today. Can’t wait for messages like this to be real. I didn't receive it because I have emergency alerts disabled on my iPhone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: I didn't receive it because I have emergency alerts disabled on my iPhone You can't disable presidential alerts on stock OSes doe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 37 minutes ago, Jason said: You can't disable presidential alerts on stock OSes doe. Then why didn’t I get it? My phone isn’t jailbroken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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