Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: 2. A person doesn't have to care about something for them to bother figuring out why they are or aren't into something. Sex can be or mean more than just the physical act, and getting it for free is better than paying for it as the entire dynamic is different as a result, whether straight/gay/whatever. Surely you know that. Again, you do you - not trying to call you out, but I'm trying to understand. Why so defensive? 3. Then how do you know your penis is small? I'm not trying to attack or offend you - you are saying things, I care and am curious so I ask follow up questions heh. 2. Because I just find the act so terminally boring compared to just about anything else I could be doing at that moment and I just don't like physical contact with another human being. Yes, yes, something something meaningful mind/body/spirit connection with another person something something but that doesn't work for me. Getting it for free or paying for it essentially works out as the same for me as one requires me to sacrifice time and the other requires to sacrifice money. And I've concluded that I'd rather sacrifice the money. 3. I can barely see the damned thing - so how do you think I know?!? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, SFLUFAN said: 2. Because I just find the act so terminally boring compared to just about anything else I could be doing at that moment and I just don't like physical contact with another human being. Yes, yes, something something meaningful mind/body/spirit connection with another person something something but that doesn't work for me. Getting it for free or paying for it essentially works out as the same for me as one requires me to sacrifice time and the other requires to sacrifice money. And I've concluded that I'd rather sacrifice the money. 3. I can barely see the damned thing - so how do you think I know?!? 2. How do you know you aren't doing the entire process wrong? I don't mean physically, per se, but mentally, etc. Yes, there is a right and wrong way to do it mentally too. 3. Micropenis then? And have you ever considered plastic surgery penis enlargement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: 2. How do you know you aren't doing the entire process wrong? I don't mean physically, per se, but mentally, etc. Yes, there is a right and wrong way to do it mentally too. 3. Micropenis then? And have you ever considered plastic surgery penis enlargement? 2. Even if I was doing it "wrong", I just don't give enough of a damn to make the effort to do it "right". I have no interest in reproducing or having that "connection" with another human being so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3. See above. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 The beard talk makes me sad. If I don't touch a razor for a month, I'll get a patchy little mess of a goatee and about 6 hairs per check. Can't grow a beard, can't get rid of the acne, I'm cursed to look 15 for the rest of my life. And not even a good 15. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 None of you would need to fuck either if you had Inuk in your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, SFLUFAN said: 2. Because I just find the act so terminally boring compared to just about anything else I could be doing at that moment and I just don't like physical contact with another human being. Yes, yes, something something meaningful mind/body/spirit connection with another person something something but that doesn't work for me. Getting it for free or paying for it essentially works out as the same for me as one requires me to sacrifice time and the other requires to sacrifice money. And I've concluded that I'd rather sacrifice the money. 3. I can barely see the damned thing - so how do you think I know?!? I want to make a show about you... seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALIEN-gunner Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 He looks like Raiden in the first Mortal Kombat movie. It just looks so corny but it's whatever. Cavill isn't a good actor and this will be another crappy Netflix show to make fun of. And SFLUFAN, well he seems to just not be sex obsessed and into his body image like the rest of you crazy social media kids. I gotta respect that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 There's a difference between being sex obsessed and having zero interest. I don't care that much about sex, but it's something I enjoy here and there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, Chris- said: None of you would need to fuck either if you had Inuk in your life. His mother is making him wear this today: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 32 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: I want to make a show about you... seriously Send me a script treatment and we'll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 So we all want to take @Greatoneshere out for a nice dinner, and make love to him back home now, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, SFLUFAN said: Send me a script treatment and we'll Oh this would be a straight follow doc yo... me you and a camera for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, skillzdadirecta said: Oh this would be a straight follow doc yo... me you and a camera for a week. Works for me! If we're lucky, we'll be treated to an Elmira emotional breakdown after a screaming match in Russian with her parents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: Works for me! If we're lucky, we'll be treated to an Elmira emotional breakdown after a screaming match in Russian with her parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 45 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: His mother is making him wear this today: HE LOOKS SO PRECIOUS AND HAPPY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 If I didn’t really have facial and body hair I wouldn’t mind. It’s a pain having to groom my body hair/shave it off. I don’t grow a great beard, but my genes have ensured that I grow hair everywhere At least during winter I can hibernate unless I’m anticipating sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 WTF happened to this thread?! If we're sharing then fuck it... I was horrified to discover that I had a grey hair or two... on my balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercury33 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 This thread is weird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 15 hours ago, Brick said: So we all want to take @Greatoneshere out for a nice dinner, and make love to him back home now, right? With you I anticipate that would be a very good time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 This thread has made me re-evaluate my participation on D1P. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Just now, ManUtdRedDevils said: This thread has made me re-evaluate my participation on D1P. Please tell us in what ways. Also, great thread title change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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